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DRAMATIC/ Astrologer Andulla Ballabani's prophecy comes true: Trump makes the Tall Man the investigator!

2026-02-24 17:40:52Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX
Andulla Ballabani explaining the cup

WASHINGTON, as he enters, on the right – No matter how much the Tall tried to camouflage his trip to Washington, America, as if he were participating in the establishment of the Peace Board, the truth was much less peaceful.

Government propaganda did its utmost to present the stressful trip as another success of the 5-year plan. Even the Tall One spread the rumor that Donald had insisted, in a mix of Southern American dialects: " If my friend the Tall One didn't come here, at the head of the triage, I'd have made the Board oil along with peace."

Oh, go away, I can't spoil it for the devil, The Tall One had added loudly, for everyone to hear. But what people didn't know was that Trump hadn't invited him, but had ordered The Tall One to come to him on one leg, that he would ask him about some things that the Jewish-Bektashi Albanian had concocted against him. In fact, it would have been good to take with him a couple of lawyers, three notaries, four legal advisors and five pairs of handcuffs.

The other thing that people didn't know was that the government women saw off the boss with teary eyes, without a single bit of makeup, with their beards shaking from crying and black scarves on their heads, shouting: "Where are you going to leave us poor people! I'm a raven, I'm a raven! Oh Donald, if you find him, don't expose him, what business do you have with our Tall One, so that he doesn't get his fill of the raven" ... etc. etc.

The Tall One, frowning but with his head held high, had calmed them down: " Don't cry for me. I'll be back soon. And if I don't come back, consult Taulant for everything!"

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As for the above, humanity never really knew about them, but they were predicted with millimeter accuracy by the well-known media astrologer Andulla Ballabani.

Just a few days before this drama, Ballabani had declared on television with a cup of coffee in front of him: " Aha, this is not a good sign. Under the influence of Jupiter, our government will receive news from the government next week. I see a long road ahead for The Long One. Pisk has the job. Wooo door! Filxhani says they called him to the domestic branch of Washington to ask him. Danger at the beginning of the week, the branch gas comes and takes him to the door of the house!"

Even before, Ballabani astrology has regularly predicted dramatic events with an accuracy that has made people bang their heads against the wall and their heads with fists. Then the wall with fists.

Having inexhaustible sources at her disposal, which if they don't flow will drip, and thanks to her telepathic ability, Ballabani offers with unbearable ease information that her ordinary colleagues in the media, take pains to discover and still can't manage to do so.

But Andulla's virtues are not only related to her innate ability. She is also very hardworking and courageous. She even once went to personally interview a saboteur in a hotel room who wanted to overthrow the popular government, according to the principle, "we dance in the mouth of the wolf." And in fact, when the police accidentally raided the hotel, they found Andulla dancing, and the saboteur with his mouth open!

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Despite what the retouched photos showed, Trump did indeed question the Long One, in the presence of two investigators, three surveyors, and four architects. He is even said to have said:

"Why don't you release Bella Balluka, sir? Why are you blocking SPAK? Do you know or don't you know that I am very vocal about corruption? Do you know that I get an acute allergy every time I hear about leaders who enrich themselves by exploiting their positions? Let them have their way!"

According to Andulla Ballabani's sources, The Tall One had been running around with excuses, not " I had the flu", not "I'm getting sick, there's a lot of scum there in Tirana", or " don't worry, comrade Trump, I'll sort that out when I get back". And he had narrowly escaped being handcuffed, because Donald had felt sorry for him and had said: "I told Andulla that I would arrest you, but you know, this is the last time I forgive you. I had a weakness for you, and this is how you repay me! Go away now and don't do it again."    

Note: Patronazhisti is a satirical astro-physical counter-media column 


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