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2026-02-03 18:23:22Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX
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DAVOS/ SURREL/ GAZA – At the end of January, as soon as he learned that Albania had agreed, US President Donald Trump signed the charter of the “Peace Board” in Davos, Switzerland, unanimously appointing himself as the chairman of this new international institution that aims to resolve all global conflicts. Patrona?isti has learned some additional details and shares with the reader everything you need to know through the following questions and answers:

Question: What is the official purpose of the Board?

Answer: To end once and for all the savage threat to global cooperation.

-What is the first and most urgent step the organization will take?

-Stabilization of the real estate market in conflict-affected areas, according to Law 7501 and with the help of AZHBR funds.

 -How can you become a member of the Board?

-By paying the symbolic amount of 1 (one) billion dollars, accompanied by letters of recommendation from three different war criminals. Possession of special talents, such as scribbling on collars with drawings done during working hours, is an advantage.

 -Which countries refused to participate?

-A small group of future American colonists.

-Why did Albania immediately say 'Yes' to participating in this Board?

-There are several reasons. First, because T'Gjati has been losing sleep since he ate jam a few months ago, and he made fun of Donald Trump during a chat with Macron in front of the cameras. Second, because every time he hears about tower construction, renovation projects, promenades, etc., T'Gjati's breath catches, his heart beats faster, and his eyes sparkle worse than Bella Balluke's when he hears key words like 'Loti I, Loti II', etc.

-Is former British Prime Minister Tony Blair involved in this organization?

-Undoubtedly, the boy needs to be settled because he was left on the streets like a homeless person. With the recommendation of the Tall One, Tonçja will soon start working, with a good salary, three meals a day and paid social security.

-Will Israel join this initiative?

-The Tall One did his own thing, after Donald's pleas. "I'll do this job for me, I want it from you," he told The Tall One, and the latter went to Israel to show Bibi some wonderful tower designs for the Gaza Beach Resort and Spa. Bibi, however, remains skeptical, claiming that Gaza belongs to him, according to the original Vlora Cadastre documents.

-What will happen to the countries that refused to become part of the Peace Board?

-Nothing. The Peace Board has no jurisdiction over them. The War Board will deal with those bastards. 

-Does the Peace Board's founding charter really appoint Donald Trump as its permanent chairman?

-Yes. Trapi will be the chairman for the next few months.

-What will be the most serious consequences of this attempt to replace the United Nations?

-Road traffic in New York will decrease by 3-5%.

Note: Patrona?isti is a satirical column without property restitution-compensation


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