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JUSTIFICATION/ The tall man explains to his wife why he kissed and disappeared with the American: Look, this happens all over the world...

2026-03-16 17:16:40Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX
The Tall Man flirting with Kim for the sake of the strategic alliance

TIRANA – It was a difficult evening a few days ago for Te Gjati. He thought to himself that he wouldn't have felt so embarrassed even if SPAK had thrown the entire government into the air and forced him to govern with the cleaning women of the ministries.

And it wasn't his fault. How did his wife find out that the Tall One had waited in his office in the middle of the night for Kimberly, the American ambassador to Greece, and had gone up in smoke. She knew Kimberly's stories. The ex-fiancée of Donald's son (the less stupid one) had left so much fame in America that even Trump was blushing with shame and had thought of Greece to get rid of as far away as possible.

"Imagine what a vampire Kimi will be, " the Tall Man's wife grumbled to herself, "if things go to the point where Trump feels ashamed about these things! He took my husband by the throat. This poor thing doesn't say anything about these things, his brain only works for good governance, the welfare of the people and meeting EU standards!"

And she decided to act. So that night, as soon as the Tall One entered the house, she was standing waiting for him with a gaze like an arrow.

"Come on, come on, come closer or I won't eat you. Don't stand at my door like a fence!"

The Tall Man sensed the storm. He had to invent something, and quickly.

*** 

In recent years, the Prime Minister's agitprop office could be said to have made the biggest publicity discovery, with which it had overcome every embarrassment, nonsense and scandal. When it was first discovered that the civil status data of Albanians had been used by our patronage colleagues before the elections, I Gjati came out and said that this was normal, because even Western parties count their people to know how many voters they have. 

When successive Iranian cyberattacks crippled e-Albania and other systems, I Gjati proudly claimed that the Pentagon had also been hit by these attacks, and not just small but proud Albania.

Other prominent socialists also took part in this stunt. Minister Episa Spirodhalla became the protagonist, saying up and down in the media that the fuss was being made in vain, that these things had also happened in France, Italy, etc.

The scheme worked. When prime ministers started going to jail or fleeing, the Tall One would declare in all his glory, " Hey, haven't you seen things like this in Hollywood movies?"

When it turned out that AKSHI had turned into a moneylender and was distributing money within the species as in his father's fields, Tall One muttered, " I don't know anything! Just like in the West, justice knows these things. I know that the poor director lives in a rented hut on the River Bank, where rats crawl into her body at night..."

But the climax was when the national roads began to crumble under the heavy weight of the tenders. Then I Gjati, fap took out a photo from an abandoned village in Southern Italy: "N aaa, open your eyes. Do you see how half of the village has collapsed? Or is Bella Ballukja to blame for this too. Or is it Meloni's fault? Well, who heard the crash?"

The beautiful thing is that even when he dismissed Spirodhalla from the Foreign Ministry for Bella's sake, he told poor Episa: " You know better than I do, these things happen in Germany too!"

*** 

All these sequences, The Tall One, flashed in a second. He gathered himself and approached his friend:

"Come on, my wife, come on, I can see you're alarmed. They told you that Kimberly kissed me hard, huh? True, but I didn't want to. But I have nothing to do with Trump. He took me himself and said: Please, let him kiss you and fuck you a little, because if he comes here again, the witch has taken us by the neck."

"Just like that, your Trump told you! That's why you lifted it up, so much so that you put it in the prime minister's air, without even touching the ground? Do you know that that viper in a miniskirt is separating half of the singers and athletes in Greece from the women?" she interrupted.

"It could be," the Tall One shrugged, " but keep in mind that these things happen all over the world. We're a small country, so much is at stake. We can't break up with our strategic allies for a miniskirt..."

Note: The Patronageist is a satirical column like many others around the world. 


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