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BRAVE / Albanian government saves black American at the last moment!

2026-07-13 17:47:29Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX

TIRANA – In an admirable humanitarian gesture, the Albanian government this week saved the concert of black American singer Kanye West from being canceled. The singer, whose fortune has fallen sharply in recent years, from about a billion dollars to 850 million pounds, is so distressed by the situation that he even shortened his stage name, from that beautiful name Kanye West, to Ye, for financial reasons.

As soon as they received the emergency call, government rescue teams quickly donated 4.2 million euros to the singer in need. The prime minister said that the evil ones had made propaganda so that poor Ye would not be sold tickets, and the excuse that not all candles worked equally for Ye, since he had a five-polar personality, was completely irrelevant in this story. Nor had Ye declared that his African-Americans deserved slavery; nor had he composed the famous song “Take from our days, comrade Hitler.”

"He is a global artist, even though he only has two letters," explained the leftist socialist prime minister, "after all, my name also has three letters, but that doesn't stop me from solving global crises while distributing 5 thousand lekës to pensioners. Has Ye made mistakes? Yes, he has. His song "Welcome Adolf Gianni, because we missed you too", was exaggerated. But we all make mistakes. And I myself - no matter how incredible it may seem to you - make mistakes from time to time. Like when I said that Mr. Trump is the misfortune of humanity, when in fact he is the good fortune of the world. So why, will we leave those who make mistakes unmarried? Will we starve them to death for bread?"

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The left-wing socialist Albanian government, which operates on the well-known humanitarian principle, "He who has, let's give back; he who doesn't, is used to it and doesn't care," declared that the donation to Ye was, in fact, an investment. Because foreign fans who had bought tickets would come; they would buy water and sandwiches, drink beer, sing the famous hit "For Adolf, a song is woven all his life" in chorus, they would get hoarse from screaming and would buy mints and cough syrup and so on, and GDP would increase by 5% overnight.

On the other hand, the concert itself would be an advertisement for Albania, absorbing Nazism from all over the civilized world, who would be satisfied and would tell their neo-fascist friends.

“This is how the economy works, but you don't understand it,” the prime minister declared in his Sunday monologue, titled “I'm talking, you shut up.” According to him, the protesters' accusation that that money could go to a thousand and one social problems that Albania has is ridiculous.

"But why, if Ye were left without money, wouldn't it constitute a social problem? With what face and face would I appear before Trump then? How would I say good morning and good evening to him? After all, the low pensions of Albanian pensioners are not an emergency issue, because they have had low pensions for the last 13 years. What's the alarm here?"

Regarding the debate that Ye's concerts were canceled by many backward European countries, such as Britain, France, and a few other countries, precisely because of his songs and public stances, the prime minister explained:

"The Albanian's house belongs to God and to his friend. And so does his budget. There were more Jews in Albania at the end of World War II than at its beginning. Therefore, under the example of this wonderful tradition, there will also be more billionaire American singers of color, anti-Semites, pro-Nazis and pro-slavery of their own people at the end of my mandate than at the beginning!"

PS . Touched by the Albanian government's al-tourist gesture, singer Ye could not contain his emotion and wrote on his social network Gestapo Truth: "Don't miss my next concert in Tirana, Turkey! Heil Hitler"

Note: Patronazhisti, as a satirical column, has a modest question: Are we leaving aside pensioners because they are useless? What if half of these 4.2 million euros were given to 20 famous Albanian singers for a concert not of three hours, but of three days, wouldn't it be a little better? 


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