DREAM / The Prime Minister resigns and wakes up under the Parisian bridge!

 Kliko këtu për të tjera
Voxpress:

SECRET SCHEME / Imperialist spy McGonigal forces the court to seal Ali Bey

2023-03-05 14:57:38Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX
SECRET SCHEME / Imperialist spy McGonigal forces the court to seal Ali Bey
The caricature of Ilo Pinci, which destroys American imperialism and its tributaries

TIRANA / FIER / NEW YORK - The doctor was very upset, but the one who got upset the most was Lilo Çepani. He had done everything possible when he was president, to introduce Ali Bey's fiancee to the Constitutional Court. He fought with the whole world, and finally he succeeded. And the musketeer Ali Bey, here's how he rewarded them: He put into action the spy fallen from the fig tree, the tool of American imperialism, Charles McGonigal, who with his own methods forced the court to give the seal of the Democratic Party to Ali Bey.

***

Interesant si është jeta. Ngado që të rrotullohet, guri i rëndë prapë shkon në vend të vet. Këtë i thoshte Lilua njëditzaj Doktorit.

“E mban mend Doktor, kur bëje si i djathtë i thekur, si konservator engles, duke mbajtur rreth vetes ish të burgosur e duke dekoruar diversantë? Të thosha, mos i tradhto vlerat komuniste, se reaksioni atë do, të na përçajë. Dhe ja, e mbajte gjarprin në gji. Ali Beun, nipin e kriminelit me damkë Dhosi Dhoska, na e bëre dhe ministër drejtësie pale. Tani po na bien dhe anglo-amerikanët, po ne nuku dorëzohemi…”.

Doktori tundi kokën mendueshëm: “Drejt, drejt. Kena gabue. Por Ali Beu nuk ka fitue! Tash je me mue! Kena me triumfue!!!”

***

On the day that the Court of Appeal decided that the issue of the stamp of the DP will be brought back for trial from the beginning and for now the leader of the party is known as Ali Bey, the Doctor understood the scheme that had been played all this time: I Gjati and Ali Bey, as hardened reactionaries, in cooperation with the monarcho-fascist George Soros in America, had paid the 500 thousand dollar bail to Hafija McGonigal, so that he would be tried in freedom and not in prison. It seems clear that the condition was that Charles, from New York, threatened the judges in Tirana that they had to make a decision in favor of Ali Bey, otherwise he would declare them non-women.

After mastering the scheme well in his head, he called the well-known cartoonist Ilo Pinci. Ilua was once an actor as well, and ironically, all the roles he had either as the son of a merchant who wanted to escape from the communists, or as a merchant who cooperated with the Germans and Lefter Lefter, or as a dull, incompetent and narrow-minded character . But these were just roles, not at all Ilua pe tamami, because Ilua cannot stand imperialism and its internal and external problems.

The doctor explained the whole situation to Ilo, and he slowly made a caricature with the ready-made stamps that he always carries with him: Gazep Bardhi, Ali Bey - grandson of the criminal with a stamp Dhosi Dhoska - I Gjati himself and Uncle Sami, i.e. America, taking a Pogonish dance at the expense of the Albanian people.

" Doctor, I have a question," said Ilua with the delicacy that characterizes him since he was studying the mussels of Butrint, " should I put McGonigal's muzzle on this Dajo Sami?"      

The doctor, taken out of his mind by the strange voice of Ilo Pinci, a Tyrone originally from Dibra, answered him with a gibberish that even he himself did not understand where it came from:

"Don't do it, yes." That's how I saw you! With young people like you, we will destroy social-imperialism, imperialism, monarcho-fascism..."

Note: Patronageist is a pro-women satirical column


Në përputhje me standarded JTI

Video

SHIKO KANALIN NE YOUTUBE
×