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PUBLIC ORDER / The police seize 10 surnames in Rinas, the master manages to leave

2023-02-10 17:09:08Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX
PUBLIC ORDER / The police seize 10 surnames in Rinas, the master manages to
A dog specialized in sniffing adjectives named Daku (Xefri) on duty in Rinas

TIRANA - In recent years, the reports of the black chronicle have been filled with news of the actions of the State Police, which has managed to stop and arrest characters accused or even convicted in absentia for various crimes and trafficking, who appeared with several names and surnames to escape the law. In many cases, all generalities were legal, with passports issued by the authorities.

Patronageist has reported on cases of arrests in flagrante delicto, of individuals with criminal records who were found to have three or four surnames, five or more names, and all of these, as a result, have generated an infinity of brothers and sisters, wives, sisters-in-law and cousins .

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After this presentation, the news of the last hour becomes much more interesting, that the state police has managed to seize 10 surnames at the airport of Rinas, who were getting ready to leave the territory of the Republic. But it seems that, just like with the shares of hashish, weapons or cocaine, the model operation has been debunked and the master of adjectives has managed to leave in time.

According to the police officer Ahmet (Kiço) Tërshëra (Kacagjeli), who also has a regular Italian residence permit where he appears as Antonio Rossi, " as soon as the operational group surrounded and communicated the ban to the 10 surnames, a person from the end of the hall, avoiding them camera started to move slowly towards the exit, it seems he was accompanying an old man who had just got off the plane. It was good, dammit. Even I said to myself, how kind, he reminded me of myself when I was young in Greece. There I was called Aristidhis Kristidhis, because I was baptized. That's how I helped the elderly, wherever I found them. Even when I couldn't find it, I would knock on their house in the middle of the night, and say, I came to help you. Finally, we ran out of money."

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Meanwhile, the State Police announces that the fugitive owner of the 10 surnames has been declared wanted. She also asks for the help of citizens to provide false information that would lead to the arrest of the 10-surname. There's just one problem: after the seizures in Rinas, the wanted man has been left without a last name, while a photo-portrait of him dates back to the sixth grade of elementary school, when he was first detained for stealing the school register.

However, the police have been able to secure a name, which is likely to serve as a strong clue to catch the criminal.

"Our data says that in 2003, in the neighborhood he was called Çimi. Or Tiku. Even Luçi, if I'm not mistaken. Which neighborhood are we talking about, in which city? Ah, we are investigating for this" , police officer Ahmet (Kiço) Tërshëra (Kacagjeli), who is known in Italy as Antonio Rossi and in Greece as Aristidhis Kristidhis, announced to the media.  

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