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FLOUR WAR / The White Corporation against the flour cartel: Shame on you, thief!

2022-12-26 09:08:27Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX
FLOUR WAR / The White Corporation against the flour cartel: Shame on you, thief!
A flour factory, part of the cartel

TIRANA / DURRS / MEDELLIN - The finding of the Competition Authority that the four major flour companies have created a cartel and fixed market prices in cooperation with each other, as well as the fines that the institution that monitors fair trade imposed on the greedy, has caused the reaction of public opinion and other economic unions.

One of the first reactions came from the White Corporation, which not only welcomed the act of the Competition Authority, but also strongly criticized the abusive act of the flour trading colleagues.

We are telling you like flour to flour: Shame on you! How can you abuse your livelihood like this? Take an example from us, which in the end deals only with the bread of the nose, and still stimulates free and fair trade! ,” says the UN press statement, among other things.

Next, the Corporation - which we remember has only recently been transferred to the Corporation, after for a long time developing its institutional activity in a banana container - made a brief overview of its own work style.

"As you know, we encourage free and fair competition, which lowers prices and helps the consumer. Large and small merchants are free to buy their goods where they want, bring them how they want, and sell to whom they want, provided they pay the dues of our Chamber and, most importantly, don't joke with state taxes. Aaaa, we don't forgive you here: What belongs to the minister, I gave to the minister. What belongs to the Director of Police, I gave it to the Director of Police. They will all eat bread!

Since you reminded us of the bread! But where do you leave to eat a loaf of bread comfortably? You keep the kacafiu prices, get along with the shoshok at the expense of the fukara. When that black man can hardly afford to buy your flour, how will he spare for our flour? Let's invent reasons, thank goodness the war in Ukraine ended and one or two, the war is to blame! If we were to make excuses like this with so many wars, coups, clashes between groups that exist in Colombia, Venezuela, Ecuador, Peru, Bolivia, today a kilo of cocaine would have gone for as much as a kilo of turkey! But we don't do it, because we know that in this world, there is a place for everyone. And to think that you bring your flour from Serbia, we bring ours from the other side of the world!"

In the end, the White Corporation extends its hand of cooperation to the flour cartel.

"We offer to pay your fine this time, two packets of our flour are enough for that. But provided you are careful with your flour. Okay?”    

Note: Patronageist is a satirical column that believes that flour also needs some bran


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