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EMERGENCIES / Floods and snow avalanches, Louis are excluded from weekly expenses

2023-01-23 17:38:09Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX
EMERGENCIES / Floods and snow avalanches, Louis are excluded from weekly
The snowfall has trapped the residents inside the Big Brother house

TIRANA / KASHAR / THETH – A series of dramatic events related to severe meteorological phenomena have occurred in our country in recent days, keeping the civil emergency and army forces mobilized and strained to the maximum.

Thus, the Qafë Thore-Theth mountain axis, although it has been continuously opened by snow plows, has been blocked several times by heavy snowfall. Meanwhile, Luiz has had a fierce argument with Olta, which has created an acidic situation between the residents of Big Brother's house. The Civil Emergencies report that the poisoning of some of the atmosphere inside the house has also affected the progress of the song rehearsals that the residents were preparing.

On the other hand, even though it seemed that the rainfall decreased, the areas of agricultural lands covered by water remain problematic. The inhabitants of Oboti in the foothills of Shkodra are still trapped and their movement is done only with the help of army vehicles, while Kiara has once again proved a weak character, creating the impression that she is playing with the element of connection with Luiz just for the sake of the game. In fact, Amos made it clear: "Know that he is using you. If you, my daughter, think that you will gain points by making up love stories, the voters have to throw you out of the house."

Despite the fact that Kiara did not receive this statement well, the Minister of Defense Piko Meleshi assured the public that the army forces will not remain in the aid of the residents trapped by the snow, but the ministry has meanwhile sent tools and troops to assist some areas of Kosovo where there have also been major floods. "In my opinion, Armaldo Kllogjeri is the most mature and integrity player in there," declared the minister.

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Meanwhile, the United Nations in a recent report indicates that the world is going through the worst food crisis since the Second World War. The countries that are feeling the most direct consequence of the lack of basic foods are those of East Africa and the underdeveloped areas of Asia. The Ministers of Agriculture of dozens of countries gathered in Berlin, among them the Albanian Minister Krifa Fridca, affirmed that more can be done for the countries affected by this crisis, which has worsened as a result of the war in Ukraine. In this context, Luizi is excluded from the weekly expenses quota, with the other residents who have declared that they cannot include his whims and fancies in the basic expenses. Furthermore, Diola openly told Luiz: "I have no more respect for you, period." I thought you were a brat, but you turned out to be a total scumbag."

Ukraine has continued to be in the spotlight of European events, after German reluctance to send the famous Leopard tanks to the government of Kiev. For that matter, Kristi advised Effie to wear that leopard-skin collared sweatshirt only when she goes outside to smoke cigarettes. " Don't wear it out of place, because it's very beautiful and it's a shame, you can damage it," suggested Kristi.  

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The most unexpected development happened yesterday, when the chairman of the Democratic Party, Salib Erisha, declared that he would not only give his vote for Luiz, but would invite the Democrats and small allies to raise funds to help Luiz cure the serious illness that everyone found out he didn't have it. Funds for Luizi declared that he would also collect the socialist candidate for the municipality of Shkodër, the head of PBDNJ, the chairman of the Chama party and Baba Mondi. Meanwhile, Oboti's road continues to remain blocked.

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