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INVESTIGATION / Other secret sisters of the Ballukja occult network are discovered

2023-02-28 17:13:29Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX
INVESTIGATION / Other secret sisters of the Ballukja occult network are
A group of Ballukja sisters celebrating on the anniversary of the battle of the Tent of Qyp

TIRANA - A few weeks ago, the news that the quasi-prime minister of the Albanian government, Bella Ballukja, had an occult sister, disguised under the surname Hirko, who was a gentle sage who was placed at the head of the government of the judiciary and makes decisions about which judge and prosecutor deserve it. to stay at work who did not, made the rounds of the press.

Judge Ameba Hirko quickly became the symbol of the success of the judicial reform, a reform that has rightly dismissed hundreds of people from office. But who has forgotten to appoint others, causing the workload to fall on an ever smaller number of judges and prosecutors.

But even for this wound, the reformers found the remedy: They decided to reduce and concentrate the Courts of Appeal. The goal, as Ms. Hirko asserted, is that in the near future there will be as few, or even no, courts and prosecutor's offices, which would reduce the expenses in the justice system to a minimum. " The goal of the reform is that in the future, the costs of the system will go to zero, with the exception of my salary," declared Judge Hirko a while ago.

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Ambitious projects that aim to bring expenses to zero are not new for the Ballukja sisters. They have started their public life at the Greek mobile company AMC, a kind of golden cage where they worked with dedication and managed to sell it for a piece of bread.

Judge Hirko herself has expressed revolt and disgust towards the rotten justice system, since she decided to stay in class when she was studying law, and as a sign of protest she finished school for 5 years when all the students subjected to the old regime finished for four.

But this is what we know about the Ballukja sisters, who shot the Albanian executive and judiciary in the hand. And this is where the Patronage's new investigation begins.

According to our records, it is revealed that the Ballukja family has other secret sisters, and their occult network has seized many powers, competing with the Rothschild family. Thus, in addition to the executive and the judiciary, the family also owns the legislative power. Patronageist learns that the childhood surname of the current Speaker of the Assembly is Lindita Ballukja. Reliable sources claim that she dyed her hair blonde in order to lose track.   

Other Ballukja sisters are distributed in key sectors, such as banking, local government, agriculture, art and culture.

But the investigation does not end there. After many efforts, the patronage master has the original birth certificate of the president of the European Commission. Believe it or not, her full name is Ursula von der Balluken.

Asked about this issue, the chairman of the parliamentary group of the Socialist Party, Taulant Balluku, expressed reservations about the authenticity of the news.

"I don't believe it to be true, " said Mr. Balluku, " I was present when Ursula and Bella met in Brussels and addressed each other, 'Too bad sister, I miss you so much', but I think that this way of speaking was simply for gender solidarity".

SP Patronazhisti has received some serious indications that the Ballukja network may have shot the opposition in the hand, specifically the Democratic Party. Some information says that behind the name of the general secretary Gazment Bardhi, there is another secret sister of Bella, whose real name is Gazepe Ballukja!

Note: Patronageist is a satirical anti-occult column 


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