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PROFILE / The lightning-fast career of the monkey Kiko, towards the position of deputy prime minister!

2022-07-18 11:06:46Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX
PROFILE / The lightning-fast career of the monkey Kiko, towards the position of

SARANDA / TIRANA / REGION – The tourist town of Saranda and the surrounding areas are now under the rule of the monkey Kiko. The latest information about Patronage indicates that the municipal police no longer dare to roam around the city, after the slaps that the monkey in question gave to a squad of this police, while the State Police tries to be informed about Kiko's location, before take out all fear any car of the road to put any fine.

It is learned that privately, Mayor Gurmaz Gurma has complained that Kiko is the reason why the flow of tourists has decreased, while calls to the so-called owner of the monkey have received a negative response.

"You don't listen to me anymore. I remembered that I was his master, but Kikua had a very subtle plan. Now it turns out that he is my owner," said the deserter.

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Patronage sources claim that Kiko became active immediately after the news that Butrinti was granted a concession by the Albanian government. Surprisingly, after that Kiko has started to express open hostility towards any instance of power, whether local or central.

The accusations against the municipal police are only the tip of the iceberg: it turns out that Kiko has beaten the directors of the cadastre, procurement lawyers, the director of the port of Saranda, and even the prefect of the Vlora district who happened to be in Saranda one weekend.

According to Kiko's Facebook page, his fame was immediate and his services against a serious payment were also requested in Konispol, Delvina, Finiq, Gjirokastër, Himare and elsewhere.

A clash of offers took place in Vlora, where Kiko was invited to provide his services both by the socialist deputies to beat the mayor Lelo, and by the latter, to drive the deputies to the wood. Feeling redundant, Kiko has suggested the parties to fight each other and leave him alone. The same suggestion has also gone to other pairs such as Erjon Braçe - Frida Krifca, Belind Këllici - Evi Kokalari, Sali Berisha - Enkelejd Alibeaj, Edi Rama - Albana Vokshi, Strezi - Noizi, Çet Kastrati - Samir Mane, etc.

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After contacting Interpol, the State Police announced that Kiko is a monkey with a criminal record. He arrived in Saranda from Corfu, where he had lived for several years under the name Fotaq. Earlier, Kiko was also in Italy, where with the false identity of Dzhixhi Simione, he was involved in the trade of bananas with containers.

Megjithatë, të dhënat për Patronazhistin thonë se ekstradimi është i vështirë, pasi edhe doganierët, policët, kryebashkiakët dhe deputetët grekë e italianë kanë pasur përvojat e tyre të hidhura me Kikon.

Në një nga mbledhjet e fundit të Këshillit të Ministrave, nga ana e zv.kryeministrit Ahmet Arbenaj është hedhur ideja që Kikos t’i jepet statusi i majmunit strategjik, me shpresë se ky kushëri i njeriut do të qetësohet më në fund.

“Unë jam i mendimit që zoti Kiko e meriton këtë status. Ne kemi titulluar si strategjikë edhe majmuna të të tjerë, aktorë e këngëtarë, madje dhe familjarë të ministrave tanë, dhe nuk ka asgjë të keqe. Kiko është tip praktik, i shkathët, inteligjent dhe me shpirt sipërmarrës. Madje besoj se po të mos ishte majmun, Kiko me siguri do ishte Tigër,” deklaroi Arbenaj.

But the sources say that the prime minister gave an answer that embarrassed Arbenaj.

"Yes, very well," the prime minister is said to have said, "since he is so good, why don't we make him deputy prime minister?"           

Note: Patronageist is a post-tourist satirical column


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