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JOURNALIST'S irony: The slap that ignited the two states, what does Kosovo want to stop the 'war' with Albania?

2025-04-14 10:37:49Aktualitet SHKRUAR NGA BEN APOLLONI
JOURNALIST'S irony: The slap that ignited the two states, what does Kosovo
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By Ben Apolloni

The serious event that shook the foundations of Albanian brotherhood, when Jozi from Albania SLAPPED Gjesti from Kosovo on the infamous Big Brother show.

This unprecedented act has caused a diplomatic crisis that we haven't even had with Serbia!

This is not Big Brother, this is Big Aggressor.

We welcomed him with love, he returned it with a slap. That's it. Albania, let's declare war, which will be led by our commander Nexhmendin Spahiu, supported by deputy commander Halil Matoshi.

The first measures we will take:

-The borders are closed to all boys named Jozi, Jozefin, Jozef, Josif...

-Albanian music is banned at weddings.

-Special KSF mission on Top Channel to release Gjesti.

The reaction of the people of Kosovo:

- Social networks are filled with statuses like: Jozi, you'll see what Kosovo does to you when you come skiing in Brezovica!

 1. Public apology from Jozi, written with the hand that struck.

 2. A Big Brother VIP edition with only Kosovars.

 3. Gest should be given diplomatic immunity and a duet with Alban Skenderaj.

This is our fight. A fight for justice. A fight for a slap that hurt us all.

If you apologize, we will send Edona James as an ambassador of peace, with a letter of apology and three baklava.

The title is set by the editors. The original title of the author is : FLETËRRUFE: The State of Kosovo declares WAR on Albania ! 


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