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COMMENT from I NJATI / Do you want to solve a problem? Don't look for the solution, but eliminate the problem!

2025-07-15 11:04:17Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX
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Written by: LONG

A surprising theory, born from I don't know what sources or bizarre reasoning, has been thrown into the ether in recent days, as if I want to take Theth for myself, put it in my pocket and run away. I can even visualize myself running and running like a marathon runner with Theth in my pocket, while the scoundrels of sick fantasies follow me from behind, shouting to the heavens, "get it, get it!"

These two-lakh tales may be funny, but it's no wonder they take root in the brain of the average Albanian. They said the same thing about the Southern Riviera, and who knows what else. I would take that shore, all barren, where there's not a single inch of mud and where only thorns grow, and bring it home.

And where are those slanderers today? They have no mouth, because they see that I don't own the coast, but investors from Tirana, Fier and Elbasan, Kukës and Kosovo. They see how elite tourism is booming, which the sleazy villagers of the area, those toothless Kiços and Miços, would not achieve even in a thousand years. And as for those who accuse me of hiding behind them, or that I take secret percentages, or that in addition to the percentage, I also ask for honor every time elections come, or all of these together, I tell them that there is no motherfucker who would ask for my money in their pockets. That my pockets with their money in our pockets that want the money to steal power to steal the state to steal the elections... Wait a second, I got hit by a car...

Hey, we had it in Thethi. No, gentlemen. Thethi had become a problem. I really told those villagers who don't get a whiff of life, come and invest, but not so hastily. Get together, choose the strategic investor of your heart, be it a minister, be it an actor of oranges, and give it to him.

Oh no, they're now saying I chose the wrong time, the middle of the season. What if we intervened aesthetically in Theth, where the roads are covered in snow since October? Or would I be left with IKMT inspectors frozen in the treetops, like the foreman Dede?

Thethi had become a problem. In these cases, there are two ways: Either I find the solution, or I eliminate the problem. I have always acted this way, and I do not change my Western beliefs, mind you. Specifically, if there is no more Thethi, there can be no more Thethi issue. Just as there is no more Sajme issue, Lali issue, Tigri issue or there will be no other issues in the near future.

Why? Because they wanted to eat pears behind my back. Let me clarify this point:

My colleagues and I want to create a team spirit, I want them to be capable of working in groups, as these modern CVs say. So on more than one occasion, we have sat down to eat pears together. But I also have other jobs, global conferences, summits, kneeling and so on. So I often got up and said, we ate enough, I'm leaving. And I turned my back. But do you want them to continue eating pears behind my back? Well, I can't stand this. It's totally unethical.

Many people forget that just a few years ago, there was a huge unemployment in the country, what can I tell you. But who creates unemployment? People who don't work, basically. But if you spread all of them around Europe and the world, then unemployment goes down. And not only that, but GDP per capita also goes up, because there are fewer people left. Not exactly true, people say. That is, the few people who are left.

Let's take the other one. Is there anything more miserable, more tasteless, more tasteless, than seeing villagers coming up and down the city with five kilos of cheese or two bottles of milk not registered with the National Food Agency, and which was dangerously produced by sheep without a grandson? How better to help these ignoramuses who know neither the approximation of legislation with the EU, nor the acquis communautaire, and convince them that they should get together, open a dairy (what a dirty prostitute name), register, be inspected and then sell? Who will inspect them for once, those incompetents of the National Food Agency?

So it's better to dissolve the AKU altogether because you don't need the votes of those punks at all, advise them well and the villagers will disappear and I won't see them here anymore, and the problem will be eliminated.

I have thought long and hard about whether I should write about these concerns, or bury them inside myself and sacrifice them to my troubled soul. But a person must express themselves, and even more so an artist. So I take this opportunity to ask for your advice: What scarf should I give Georgia next week, a cyclamen-colored silk with motifs from my paintings, or a Kashmiri printed with a wonderful panorama of Theth?

Yours, the Tall One…

Note: This comment arrived at the Patrona?isti editorial office as the last criminal cell in Theth was preparing to collapse.  


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