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TRADITIONS, CULINARY/ The Chairman of the Socialist Party presents the new document: 10 Delicious Recipes with Flamingo Meat

2026-08-06 17:09:50Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX
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DHËRMI – In the wake of the new passion that has gripped him recently, to gather the deputies and structures of the Socialist Party and wave a strategic brochure in their faces, the SP chairman has gathered them again these August days at his vacation villa in Dhërmi.

"I know you're on vacation, but I won't keep you long," the chairman declared to the bewildered socialists, who had not yet read the first two monumental brochures called " Pesa: The Hospital We Need" and " The Faithful Presence: If You Keep It, You'll Be Gone." 

According to Patronage sources, who are eager to be identified, the chairman asked those present that in addition to party work and empathizing with the people of Halexhi who seek help in their confrontations with the state administration, they should think more about tourism.

"You think tourism is just hotels, beaches, agrotourism? No, friends, we should pay more attention to our ancient cuisine, traditional cuisine. For example, do you know that the Illyrians and Arbërs ate flamingo meat? You don't know, because you have the nerve to eat pears, pineapples, mangoes and bananas behind my back," the mayor scolded.

He added that foreign tourists go crazy for flamingos, whether they are roasted, cooked with potatoes, accompanied by traditional Illyrian pilaf, or filleted with white sauce.

"Therefore, I am presenting to you the party's new strategy, the strategic document "10 Delicious Flamingo Meat Recipes". Read it carefully and distribute it to all restaurants from Zvërnec to Selenica, from Vlora to Orikum, from Himara to Borsh," the chairman ordered.

Showing the brochure, he added: " Here, this is the book. You must kiss this, you infidel, because this one fixes the millet!"

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The patronage worker learns that a local socialist, one of those who can't breathe life, made the mistake of asking the mayor if the book with flamingo recipes would cause a reaction among the people, and would ignite the protest in Tirana, which started because of these cursed birds.

"What protests, what protests ," the mayor reacted, "I'm worried about the tourist season and Albania as the last secret of Europe, you call me protest. They damaged tourism, I'll fix it. Then, if we say the reason they came out was the flamingos, then the issue is resolved: We're eliminating the flamingos, so there's no reason to protest!"

Next, the president informed those present that he was preparing other strategic documents, including "Oh my Bella, what have you done to me, that I will go to prison for you", "Manual for emptying the state budget with Arbitration fines", "Study on AKSHI tenders and French castles", etc.

Finally, with his characteristic delicacy, the president addressed the socialist guests, who were diligently taking notes:

"Now break your necks, because if it weren't for me, you would still be in the opposition. If you are ungrateful, greedy, you will end up on the streets, wandering like dogs, infidels!"

After stormy applause, the meeting ended.

Note: Patronazhisti is a satirical column in favor of quality cuisine


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