ACCIDENT/ He was carrying it without a permit, the young man accidentally fired an anti-tank during the family holiday

TIRANA - A small carelessness that almost could have turned into an even smaller drama and almost unimportant to report, happened yesterday in Tirana, the State Police announces.

According to the media release, the event took place in a very chic bar in the capital, where the food is good, but the prices are not for everyone.

The police specify that the owners of the bar in question are a man and a woman, or a boy and a girl (because nowadays the concept of age has changed, and thankfully this time has come, the police adds), with ownership percentages of 55 and 45 respectively %, with whom you enjoy chatting. They also know how to hate you if you behave like a human being, adds the official announcement.

The State Police also points out that the owners in question also have a grill-restaurant from Lake Dry, where you will like it so much that you will take all your friends there, because it is worth it and you will be honored. The only problem is that if you were a rather large group, it is advisable to book in advance because it gets busy and you can't find a place. It's a phone call, it doesn't cost you anything.

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Ah, about the event. The State Police informs that a strong explosion took place in the chic bar in question - not the Dry Lake one, but the other one - during a family celebration, apparently a birthday. From the inspection of the scene, it was found that half of the restaurant on the first floor of a luxury building complex has turned into a beach bar overlooking the street, while the other half has chairs and tables on the ceiling and lamps and other ceiling ornaments on the floor.

After the examination of the scene, it was found that the cause was an unauthorized anti-tank that one of the party participants was carrying. The gun was accidentally fired as the young man slung it under his arm, the release said, causing the projectile to ricochet off two of his cousins ??and graze another cousin before landing on the bar's upscale counter. At the exact point where the projectile blew up the counter together with the corresponding wall, there should have been a waiter who, luckily, had gone to work in the owners' other bar, in Dhërmi.

Well, that's why we left, states the announcement of the State Police. These owners have another bar in Dhërmi, which works full time during the summer season. They are hardworking people who love to talk.

"If we had found him at the scene, we are sure that the guy who had the anti-tank without a permit would have apologized to us a hundred times and would have admitted that he was reckless," the State Police report adds, closing the announcement with the statement : " Thank goodness it ended like that" .

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Interior Minister Baule Talla also reacted to the incident. He stated with concern that among young people, in addition to taking with them to parties and family gatherings small weapons such as anti-tanks, machine guns, hand grenades and grenades, it has recently been noticed that going to these festive events with tanks and armored cars.

"The State Police, and especially the Traffic Police Directorate, will act with an iron hand against these phenomena ," declared the minister, "just to park, a tank takes the place of two cars. This is intolerable and therefore heavy fines are provided. There will be exceptions only in cases where 4 or more people travel with one tank, helping traffic and reducing pollution. But if the tanker is caught with alcohol, then find a tranche to enter!"

Note: Patronajisti is a pro-family holiday satirical column