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MARKETING / Tiger advertises products on the anti-corruption hidden camera

2024-06-03 23:51:34Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX
MARKETING / Tiger advertises products on the anti-corruption hidden camera

LUGANO - When they told him that some Italian journalists whom he thought were sincere friends, had secretly filmed him with sound and image while they were eating in a restaurant, at first Tigri pretended to be upset.

"What is this business," he said in confidence to some trusted Zivceran friends, who meanwhile were secretly recording him just like the Italians. "One does not know who to trust when he talks privately about crime and government corruption. I was hanging. At least, inshallah the video goes viral and gets a lot of clicks".

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In fact, the Patronageist learns that Tiger's whole concern was for the video to go viral. Life in Switzerland (or anywhere else) was surprisingly expensive. He was seized by nostalgia for the modest prices of Tirana; the 300-lek coffee he drank below the palace in the morning, using the pensioners' schedule; the 1,500 lek sufflaq of the United School, the 400 lek for the city bus that took you wherever you wanted, or the offers made by the supermarkets every time there were holidays (all in old lek).

The tiger had separated him to earn an honest living. He knew economics and marketing like the back of his hand. When RAI's friends told the trio that they would film it secretly, they decided: They would contact some of the most prestigious food companies in the city where they lived, to ask them for a percentage of product publicity.

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Many saw Tiger's undercover video focusing on the words anti-corruption, anti-crime and anti-corrupt government. But few were the ones who noticed an almost invisible publicity of products – between them and the Patronageist – that, according to the odds, could have provided them with a year of life without a headache.       

For example, when Tigri was eating pasta, at one point he whispered, "mmm, these bucattini from Der Makaronen are very good, try them," and surprisingly looked away from the hidden camera.

Continuing the conversation with the reporters who were surreptitiously filming him, he added, "they go very well with the Hajduten-shaft brand sauce".

In the background of the chair where Tiger was sitting, there were several bottles of wine stacked on the shelf. In a moment the Tiger grabbed a bottle, opened it, smelled the cork and said:

"This aromatic, beloved but capricious wine from the Vino Vili brand reminds me of the taste of the Chilean wines I consumed when I was studying earthquake reconstruction at Harvard."

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A soft music could barely be heard in the air as the Tiger whipped up the macaroni. At one point he interrupted the denunciation of criminals drinking coffee in the Long's office, and said: " Only a La Voce del Padrone brand record player can make such a sound. Bravissimo ”, and stared at the button on the jacket of the trio's masked RAI journalist, where he believed the hidden camera might be located, adding: “ La Voce de Padrone: Music to your ears!”

Next, the Tiger exposed the wristwatch as if by chance, because that was where the fattest percentage was:

"More, this Hublot watch of mine says I'm late. Are we going to stay much longer?" , and added loudly: "Hublot, so you don't get late!"

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The late RAI troika journalists were actually surprised by these sudden outbursts of the Tiger. But they didn't pay much attention. Asylum, they said, he is not guilty, maybe he has gone a little out of his mind. They needed the denunciation of the Albanian mafia connected to Gjat, so they went after Teresa Tigris.

Therefore, when the Tiger momentarily raised his leg and pointed to the Vera Pelle brand shoe, the one with the hidden camera stood up and approached the shoe and raised his voice: “It's really Vera Pelle. You are a man of taste, Signor Tigre!”

Note: The Patronageist is a pro-viral anti-semi-hidden camera satirical column             


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