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2024-04-30 13:29:34Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX
LAST / The police arrest three ministers' men with nail clippers in their
The police arrest three ministers' men with nail clippers in their pockets

TIRANA - Since Prime Minister Rama decided to continue and consolidate the tradition of Mayor Rama, who followed in the footsteps of SP President Rama, to have more female colleagues than males in the high party and government ranks, there have been no laudatory international reports on gender equality, supporting women in decision-making, respect for the weaker sex, etc.

And in fact, women ministers have produced more work volume, have been laid-back and hard-working and have brightened the image of Albania in the world. Enthusiastically, the prime minister praised their work, affectionately calling one a witch, another an elf, and a third a merhume, so much so that the latter burst into tears of joy in the middle of the parliament. .

But every bright side has a dark side. The science of psychology has very little analyzed the frustration of spouses or partners, when women move up in their careers. According to the well-known author of this field, expert Qafir Shejtanoglu, some men do not cope well with this process, and for psychological compensation they start carrying metal items in their pockets, such as small aluminum combs, nail clippers, nail files, eye pencils, etc.

" But these common symptoms can worsen if this syndrome is left untreated," writes Dr. Shejtanoglu in his bestseller book " My Pomegranate Hug" . And aggravations include carrying sharp carpentry tools such as awls, nails, straight and cross screwdrivers, and even small pocket wrenches and drills, in the most severe cases.

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This is what happened to the husband of the former Minister of Economy, now Minister of State for Entrepreneurship, Entrepreneurship and Sponsorship, Ibrahime Delinaj, as the uninvestigated investigations of the prosecution are revealing.

Frustrated by his wife's career, the man in question - who once didn't even have his jacket buttons or pants chain made of metal - started carrying small objects like nail clippers or key holders in his pockets. It has not been determined exactly when the dangerous transition took place, but sometime the husband started walking around with nails in his jacket pockets. Others said that the nails were actually horseshoes.

And suddenly, without warning, the worst happened. One fine day, the husband saw an old friend on the street, who happened to be the head of an agency in his wife's ministry. He was so longing that he jumped to hug him, but one of the nails pierced the other right in the ribs.

It was certainly an unfortunate incident, and the police made it clear in their report: It was a blind nail. Or a deaf bastard. However, the draw was made.

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The prime minister was not happy when he found out. He remembered that he had nailed the governing structure so well that there was nowhere to stick a nail. But he didn't say it. He took Ibrahima aside, criticized him for the metal man and at first thought of removing him altogether. But he realized that the matter could get worse and spoil more work, so he took it to another ministry to wrap up the story.

But the story of the small metals of the ministers' husbands did not end there. It ordered the police to regularly check all husbands of women with high careers in government and other key institutions.

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After that, eyewitnesses began to notice groups of policemen stopping certain men in the middle of the street, in cafes or billiards, turning them upside down and shaking them well. Nail files, Swiss knives, German nails, Turkish nails, brooches and key holders fell to the ground. The uniforms would collect these objects, put them in a report bag, return the male to the starting position and leave without saying a word. The operation was extended to the point where the spouses were not even allowed to listen to metal songs.

The last action happened two days ago. The campaign seems to have worked, because the last three men were caught with just a nail clipper each. They protested to the police director that they had done nothing illegal, and that they needed the clippers, as their nails had grown too long.

"It's okay, let them grow ," said the director Rrumbullak Strumbullaku, "lions have shadows!"

 

Note: Patronageist is an anti-metal satirical column  


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