EARTHQUAKE / Fate Xhafaj invites the residents of the Palace of Justice to come out because he will make repairs, nobody moves

TIRANA - Despite the fact that the authorship of the phrase "earthquake, earthquake" remained unfairly to Dhamian, for a small victory in a small hole in Dibra - as much as the Earthquake of Tepelena has become jealous - the real shock that brought down all the judges and prosecutors of mold of old justice, belongs to him, Fate Xhafajt.

The earthquake that destroyed the old justice not only has Faten as one of the main authors, but the latter was also involved in the construction of the new justice building: He drew up the project, assigned the apartments, divided the garages, dealt with the installations, SPAK here, the Special Court there, next the KLP, the KLJ, the BKH, the PTT, the NTUS, the NSHRRAK, etc.

During the talks with the residents, there was only a small deadlock, as the generous Fatja offered SPAK the offices facing the sun, but here the Americans intervened:

" It's okay Mr. Goodluck ", they told him, " it is enough for the disabled to have the offices facing politics and the executive." Let these others warm themselves in the sun."

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After the earthquake and the reconstruction were over, the enthusiastic Chief I Long held him and took him to his breast, like Enver used to. He also made him Minister of Internal Affairs. For a year or so, they laughed at Te Gjat's salty jokes. But hand in hand, I Gjati - who absorbs some sectors with delay - was noticing that Fatja had made a small Palace of Justice.

The Tall One frowned. But times had changed, and he could not do as Ducja did with Terracini, who ordered him to be hanged when he saw that this derezi had built a small port.

He remembered what he had done with Kaç Islami when he proposed the D'Hondt method for the 2009 elections, I Gjati lost, and then Kaç demanded the removal of the losing chairman from the leadership of the party. Degdisi was exiled to the Democratic Party and Kaçi surprisingly started working as a media analyst for the Doctor. I Gjati had even found the reason: " I removed him from the party because his very identity has a conflict of interest: Both Kastriots and Islam, this is anti-historical, friends !"

So he decided to deport Fate as well: He took him to the last corner of the list of socialist candidates for Tirana, so that he would never see the light of day again.

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However, Fatja was not a theoretical physicist like Kaçi, but a lawyer with an investigative career since communism, when I Gjati roamed around Tirana in cowboy pants and shirts with a palm collar. Therefore, when they told him that Fatja had again managed to get enough votes to be elected deputy, breaking every old scheme of Kaç Islam, he smiled: " You are like cats ," he said to himself, " wherever you throw it, it always falls." standing ".

That's why he gathered his mind to approach her again.

" Come on, you figure, you're completely lost. Look, what's done is done. This is your new mission: to repair that Palace of Justice properly, since you know its nooks and crannies. They are putting my entire administration in prison, I have no one to build a modern European state with. Do me this favor, I want it from you!" he said and looked into his eyes: "Now tell me what you want from me ".

Fate, with a worried expression, said to him:

"Only one thing: That little pharaoh of the DP, the candidate for Sali, moves the strings to be imprisoned. Salianji is told that he also had an uncle with Balli. I've been worried about my family, he's messed us up a lot with that Babale," and why he broke up, "that's why I take the opportunity to apologize to all my family members, that they don't owe me because they're in their private lives..." .

Rama restrained him: " Okay, okay, calm down, we're not on TV." We'll do something, yes ."

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Fate took the new mission seriously. He had also found the scheme. He would set up a parliamentary ultra-commission to reform the reform, repair the restorations, renew the reconstructions of the new justice.

It started from a letter addressed to all sectors of the Palace of Justice:  

" Honoured! I am the architect of the reform. After a detailed investigation, we noticed that when we erected the new tower, there were abuses of the reconstruction funds. That's why there are leaks, wrongly built partition walls, wires that measure, one's bathroom window that falls next to the other's kitchen, and other unheard of shame in our house. Therefore, I invite you to come to the commission to discuss this matter, and to stay for some time at the headquarters of the SP, until we do the repairs .

But no one answered. Only after he repeated sending the letter several times did the reactions begin.

In messages elaborated and curated with tact and politeness, SPAK answered: " No" . Constitutional Court: " Ncuk" . Civil society carried the slogan: " We have an inventory " and so on.

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Fate did not like this job at all. "These young people have no education at all, Zero, Zero...". He started walking to the Palace of Justice, but at the main entrance he was met by an American from the embassy.

" Ooo Mister Xhafaj! We received your letters. Don't worry, we have repaired the defects you point out, and there is no need for anyone to leave the Palace. Goodbye and Good Luck… ”  

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