LAST / The government decides to raise the bust of Hamza Kastriot with the face of Ben Ahmetaj in Lugano

DAJT, behind the cable car - After the success of placing the bust of Gjergj Kastriot Skënderbeu with the features of Edi Rama in an arboretum village in Calabria, the Albanian government gathered on Mount Dajt in the form of a picnic, to praise the Speaker of the Parliament Mamica Spiropali for the initiative.

Sources for Patronajisti indicate that despite the fact that the meeting was officially called to set the milestones for the 2025 parliamentary elections, the main issue was exactly history and busts.

It is even believed that when the prime minister announced to his deputy, Bella Ballukja, that the government will formally meet to make sure that the socialists do not lose the 2025 elections, both could not maintain their seriousness and burst into flames.

"Okay, well, we had a lot of fun," Rama gathered himself, wiping away his tears, "you're letting those rascals go to Dajt."

"Oh, I forgot. They should also take a sandwich with them because we don't have funds, the state budget won't support them with bread", and the banter started all over again.

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As the first item on the agenda, at the Dajti meeting, it was discussed how to find a way for a bust of Mamica Kastrioti with the features of Mamica Spiropali to be placed in the monastery of Ardenica. But the matter was complicated, because Bella Ballukja, with the altruism and kindness that characterizes her, especially towards her female socialist colleagues, proposed that the bust in question be erected in front of the General Directorate of Customs, where Mamica worked for some time at the beginning of the government.

Spiropalus understood the kindness and reacted:

"I think that our busts, mine and Deputy Prime Minister Ballukja's, are still waiting. Whether it's my bust at customs, or Bella's bust at the entrance to the Llogara tunnel, they can be put on at a later time."

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Rama, who was enjoying the unfolding of the pure and guileless friendship of the two leaders, agreed to postpone this topic, and asked for new proposals. At this moment, the Minister of Environment and Tourism, Mirela Kumbaraja, jumped, her eyes watering while counting the travelers in Rinas.

"My background as a researcher and translator ," said Godmother solemnly, " awakens an instinct in the anti-clockwise direction!" And waited for the provocation to take effect.

"Take out the desert, " said Rama, " because the night has overtaken us."

"Yes boss. I think that after Skenderbeu-Edi with Ismail Qemali cut, we don't need any more busts of heroes. I say play the anti-hero, stigmatize the vice, target the evil, highlight the evil…”

"My, are you going to talk or take off your slipper!" , Rama got angry.

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While the portraits of Mami?a, Bella and other women shone with happiness, the Godmother did not spoil Teresa.

"I boss, I say let's authorize a bust of the traitor Hamza Kastrioti, with the portrait of Ben Ahmetaj, and place it in one of the squares of Lugano, in Switzerland! Let this be an example that betrayal is not forgotten".

Silence fell on the lawn where the ministers were sitting.

But not for long. Rama uttered in amazement:

"Magnificent! Well done Lela!"

Everyone applauded, and even the portraits of Mamica and Bella, who for a second seemed to have swallowed castor oil from this sudden praise, opened and both ran to congratulate Kumbara.

"Good luck my chick!" Where did my mind go chick? How did you say, Lela pet me? Happy as you my chick!"

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