HISTORY/ Mamica writes to Venice about the work of Volta Llaçka

TIRANA - Albanian archaeologists have just announced a discovery of historical importance, which sheds light on the relations of the forestry administration of Skënderbeu 2.0 with Venice. Thus, it is reported that an ancient email that Mamica sent to the priest of Venice was discovered on an old hard drive, with the title: "For that work of Volta Llaçka" .

As is known, although Skanderbeg 2.0 gave the strategic ports to the merchants of Jarabi and established warm relations with the sultan himself, he did not forget that from time to time he asked Mamica to ask Venice for something, whenever he needed to buy time.

Here are some excerpts from the email carefully sifted by archaeologists:

"Dear Venice. I am writing to you not as a Mother, but as the chief secretary of Skanderbeg 2.0, for the work of our MP, Volta Llaçka. As you know, Volta has been both Minister of Defense and Foreign Affairs, and if they had left the idiots alone, he could have become a businessman. But he didn't say it.

The bad guys want to remove the mandate of the member of parliament because she not only benefited from stolen land in Hiamra, but also the status of a tragic investor, being a minister.

Two things: First, the husband took the land and not her. When they were both deputies, our rigorous Skenderbeu told them that they have a conflict of interest, so they had to choose; one to engage in private business, the other to obtain permits and licenses from the state. And so it was.

Secondly, they said that it was good that they got the status of a strategic investor, on a land that was not theirs, but the mayor who gave it to them had stolen it by forging the papers. And for this he is now in prison.

Now I ask: How many people should be put in jail for a piece of land? Isn't that municipality's funeral not enough? Then, why will we immediately go to the mass of the prison? At first there is advice, then drawing attention, then scolding, mild criticism, strong criticism, etc., etc.

On the other hand, should we leave our beaches to those mountain people who come down with umbrellas? Aren't you the Venetians who take five ducats from edepsyza visitors who want to enter the city anyway?

…Dear Venice. Volta, despite her last name, is a smart girl. Now that it's fallen off the tree and not jeopardizing my career, it's even smarter. I want an opinion from Yve, should Volta lose the mandate of the deputy or not. Put your hand on your heart for our friend.

PS You will surely say that Llaçka kukumjaçka has automatically lost her mandate. But just delay answering me until the summer of 2025, when we have another election. I promise I will pay you a visit soon, dressed in traditional Venetian costume.”

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