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AWARD/ The Doctor is announced as the 17th companion of Miss; Episa dances every time she gets the chance

2025-11-28 17:02:16Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX
Doctor celebrating the award he received in Shpal

TIRANA/ SAO PAULO – The news that the Doctor was chosen as the 17th runner-up to Miss in a political beauty contest in Sao Paulo (Albanian Shpal), Brazil, excited the Democrats. Not that they had any doubts about the Doctor's beauty, but because it refuted the claim of The Tall One that the Doctor could not travel across the ocean.

"See?", declared the second most important doctor in the party, Nul Moka, drunk with pleasure, " they said that the leader cannot visit the Americas. He not only went, but also received an award."

To celebrate this achievement, the Doctor gathered 16 supporters in front of the Prime Minister's Office again. 26 media were attached to follow the event, focusing their cameras on the crowd of 16 people. Meanwhile, although the police had blocked the boulevard, they decided to open one side for cars because there was no danger for that many people.

"It's the same as with bar reservations ," the police explained, "when there's a small party, only one corner of the bar is occupied while the other part remains open for customers. The same goes for the boulevard."     

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Although it had been in her blood since she first saw the movie Skanderbeg and Mamica's elegant dance, Episa Spirodhalla's new official obsession is dance. This passion has only grown since she learned that her colleague Bella Ballukja had been invited to discuss development projects at SPAK, along with its directors.

He did the same recently in Shkodra. As soon as he met the president of Kosovo – who had come to chat with the mayor's wife for the Independence Day – he threw himself on her neck and said: "Wow, Vjosa! Let's have a dance because I have a reason. Bennett, put on a pogonishte for us! " And he raised a toast:

Long live SPAK!

We were relieved.

Now the pot

The lid is off.

And Bella Ballukes

The noose tightened!

As soon as SPAK heard, Benet Ziu turned pale. He was also being called quite often to discuss development projects...

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Belo Këllëfi was very worried when some of his communications with the director of Bella's barbershop were leaked directly from SPAK to the media. In them, Belo asked the director for some " reallocation of funds" , because the protest against Lali in front of the Tirana municipality could not be held on an empty stomach.

"Don't look at us so fat and think we've caught America. We've gained pounds from stress, not from money," Belua wrote.

To refute any insinuations, he wrote a long status explaining that there was no possibility that he had taken money from Bella.

"Did you see our protests with 20 people against Lali? If I had received funds, I would have collected 30-35, even more. So this accusation does not hold up," Belua declared.

But this mention of America reminded the Doctor of something.

He called him and asked: " Young man, that money I gave you to get rid of my non-wife in America, you told me you spent it all, right?"

Belos was overcome with grief, but he managed to avoid being embarrassed because his face didn't look yellow.

"Yes Doctor, I brought you the receipts: Tickets, hotel, some sandwiches, entrance fees to Trump meetings... Why, what happened?"

The doctor smiled, " Never mind, just out of curiosity. Zeni is making the draft budget for next year and we are clarifying some expense items. You can leave."

Since that day, Belo has had blood pressure fluctuations and dizziness. However, this did not stop him from asking Bella for money... so as not to protest against her.       

Note: Patrona?isti is a satirical column about pro-carnival Mexican-Brazilian events


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