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VLORA AIRPORT/ Are the Soviets looking for Hava Limani, after losing Pashalimani?

2025-10-20 12:12:47Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX
Behgjeti, I Gjati and Bella inspecting the quality of gravel at Vlora airport

TIRANA/LUGANO/ASTANA – It was a beautiful day on the second moon of the third summer in the Albanian capital (end of August, because you're tired of us), when what was left of Tirana – half of them were still on the beach, taking advantage of the fact that the Tall One had not yet chosen a new government – ??found out that Behgjet had become prime minister.

Someone said that he had just been offered a position as deputy to I Gjata. Others noted that if he were to take an airport owner as his deputy, I Gjata would have taken Çeti, who owns the airport and is operational. Then the Vlora airport is best represented by Bella Ballukja.

Still others declared that it was neither the first nor the second. The Tall One simply wanted to ask him about the meaning of some Kosovar words that Albin had said to him, and that he did not understand well.

But there was also a fourth category of informants. They noted that Behgjet had entered and exited the prime minister's office a hundred times in the past, and no one had noticed. This time, the Tall One had not only called him, but had also ordered Behgjet to be photographed entering. Why?   

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Sources for the Patronazhisti said that I Gjati had made Behgjet for one lek. In the report that he himself had written for the Americans, where he also attached the photo above, he had written exactly this: “I made him for one lek!”

The suspicions are that Behgjeti was preparing to sell part of the shares of the Vlora airport to some Kazakhs, behind whom some Russians are hiding, behind whom some Soviets are hiding. And with the Soviet Union, Behgjeti had had a hard time since the Soviets cut off our wheat and left comrade Enver to eat grass. Even the legends say that when he went to visit Moscow, Yeltsin himself would get up and make him coffee, while Behgjeti would say to him: "Boris, don't make me sweet, I'll drink it black; I like it medium."

Eyewitnesses claim that when Behgjeti first saw the place where the airport would be built, he said to his friends: "Look at Vlora, guys! Aaaa, our Vlora is beautiful!" And then he sang a Labche song that he had learned in Switzerland.

When he learned these and some other details, the Tall One was alarmed and called Bella: "Eat grass, you guys, eat! How can you let Russian interests roam around Vlora, when Comrade Trump's son-in-law is right across the street, in Sazan?"

Bella was stunned: "No, Mr. Guardian! I don't know anything, Mr. Guardian!"

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In a tense meeting in the office, where Bella was present despite Balluka, I Gjati had declared to Behgjet:

"I supported you, I helped you because I had a weakness for you, and this is how you're rewarding me! Now, both of us, we'll stand up and apologize to the pedagogical council for this serious mistake we made!"

Behgjeti, who had not seen any of the studio's films and consequently was late in taking his turn, didn't understand anything, but muttered, "Come on, let's figure it out!"

Bella couldn't stand it anymore and jumped: "What are we going to do, what are we going to do! You've filled the world with talk. I'm a girl, I don't want to be a talker!"

The Tall One ignored Bella, took a deep breath and spoke: "Listen Behgjet! The grandfather of this painted tar (and pointed to Bella) defended Pasalimani from the Soviets, and he still went for fur. Now, we expelled them from Pasalimani, you are going to bring them from Hava Limani to us and take your granddaughter for fur? Okay, you are taking the American, the German, and me along with the German for fur!"

 Note: Patronazhisti, as a satirical column, teaches that Hava Liman is the Chinese word for airport.    


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