INCIDENT/ They tell him that Soros made a deal with Trump, the Doctor falls in the crowd

TIRANA/WASHINGTON – The doctor had sworn that he would throw a party if Lali was arrested by the SPAK criminal gang. “But I know that they won’t touch him ,” he had added, “because SPAK is a creation of Soros and is commanded by the Tall One to fight me, who brought democracy and honest businessmen like Abi.”

Therefore, a very complicated situation was created on the day Lali was arrested. That same day, the Doctor was introducing the American who had helped the Trump campaign win the election, in exchange for a payment of 20 million dollars. The Doctor did not say how much he would pay his friend, but assured that the money would come from the membership fees of the Democratic Party.

In the festive presentation of the American's arrival, the Doctor assured once again that as soon as he won the elections, the American - but also he together with the American - would completely dissolve SPAK, this tool of crime, this organ of Soros that gnaws at crime files, this anti-constitutional gang entrenched in the dark depths of anti-law...

At that very moment, they told him that Lali had been arrested.

***  

Some inexperienced reporters who lacked tact asked the Doctor if he still stood by his statements that SPAK was still a criminal organization. He went into a tirade and instinctively changed his dialect: “Listen… I assure you… Undoubtedly… But no sir, one second, one second… There is also a prosecutor who does his duty… I will put my face like a shoe… Because democracy has taken over, sir…”

Thankfully, Albana V. happened to be nearby, who put her in the car and told the brazen journalists, "We'll have a statement later, get out now. Get out of the way, too."

Democrats, excited by the introduction of the American who would win their election, were concerned about the episode, because they saw that the Doctor had left his brain synapses on the brakes.

However, they took some measures. The first was Belo Këllëfi, who declared that whenever SPAK would do its job, he would be the first to congratulate the prosecutors. As the Doctor's delegate in America, who also met Trump at a rally on the way to the toilet, Këllëfi's points had increased, to the point that even Nul Moka had started to get close to him. Nul even tried to reach a middle ground between the Doctor's and Belo's messages, so he said to the media:

"We will dissolve SPAK and congratulate it as soon as we come to power!"

*** 

From all this history, it seems that the most cheerful person is Baz Gardhi. He is not happy that even though he has been to America more often than Këllëfi, he has not achieved as much success as Belo. As if this were not enough, he was heartbroken when a few days ago the Doctor told the media that the DP legally recognizes only husband and wife, mother and father, and the healthy Albanian family.

"Those perversions with parent one and parent two, Soros' inventions, we will erase as soon as we form the government ," said the Doctor, looking at Bazi.

So Baz thought he'd load some more into the Doctor's memory card, who seemed to no longer be processing the contradictory information as well as he used to. 

So, the day after the presentation of the amazing American, Bazi approached the Doctor with a smile and said, probably worriedly: " Doctor, I just spoke to some trusted friends in America and they told me that Soros has made a secret agreement with Trump to jointly build a tourist resort at the South Pole!"

The doctor looked at him as if he had been ghosted and began to mutter:

"Soros, this manipulator of global finance, this philanthropist thief, criminal benefactor of democratic societies...two million dollars, year thirty-eight, year thirty-nine... " and smoke began to come out of his lungs.

***

"Hurry, hurry, find an electrician because the Doctor fell in the crowd," Baz Gardhi sounded the alarm and the DP leadership gathered in concern.

The patronage officer learns that the Doctor survived the crisis, as the DP always has an expert to wipe servers. So far, Bazi has escaped because the Doctor doesn't remember anything, and when he asked Muli what he said to the boss that made him so angry, he replied:

"Nothing for God's sake! I suggested that if we win the elections, you should become President of the Republic . "

Note: Patronazhisti is a satirical pro-cyber column