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DRAMATIC / The real reason that brought down Gone Gjonmarkaj is revealed

2024-12-24 17:27:20Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX
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TIRANA – A serious incident occurred during the recent protest of 130 Albanian oppositionists, 127 of whom were from the Doctor and three from Liria – not from his wife, but from Lilo’s party. They were divided into 5 teams and blocked five intersections in Tirana, which were already blocked due to the rain.

Of course, the incident wasn't the slaps that Nul Moka regularly gives the police at every protest. He hopes that one of them will get angry and return to his place, make it a hospital and Nuli will become a hero. But his plans apparently were ultimately ruined.

Suddenly and unexpectedly, the one who happened to be lying in the square, with three cameras and thirty cell phones that accidentally filmed him, with worried prisoners shouting, "bring water, bring water ", "is there a doctor here " - and the Doctor pretended not to hear - " open it up, it's suffocating, intellectuals can't stand the chaos ", etc., was Gonia.

Yes, yes, Gone Gjonmarkaj fell down in the middle of the downpour, and surprisingly everyone was asking for someone to bring water. Even a protesting woman immediately came out in front of the cameras, soaked from the rain, and complained: " Someone fell to the ground, I think it was an MP, and no one even brought a bottle of water."

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When the Doctor asked them to go to Gones as a group to visit the hospital, Nuli almost lost his temper, but he held himself together. But when the Doctor declared that Gones had been beaten by the drug police, Nuli felt that he was really going to faint with rage. But he realized that it was not worth it to fall to the ground there, because there were no police around and his heroism would be wasted. “Be a man ,” he told himself, “ it will be your turn next time.”     

Gjonmarkaj himself did not dare to declare that the police beat him, but he made an intellectual comment:

"The police pushed me with contempt, and something snapped in my chest. I admit that I'm not the sporty type, I don't even do gym, but I've never been treated with so much contempt before."

Although medical science has known cases where people have fallen to the ground from police brutality, few believed that Gonia had been beaten in the classic sense of the word.

Even the Democratic MPs themselves, out of envy that Gjonmarkaj became a hero out of nowhere (the one who until yesterday cursed at our Doctor!), began to throw out for consumption in the media, the most diverse reasons for the overthrow of Gone.

Some said that it was not contempt, but police indifference that brought Gonen to justice; others blamed the arrogance of a police officer in front of him; another said that the phlegmatic character of a police station chief was to blame.

The most philosophically elaborate reaction came from MP Xhelal Mëzati, according to whom Gjonmarkaj simply collapsed on the asphalt like an octopus because he lacked a backbone that afternoon.

The patronage has learned that as soon as he recovers, Gonia will explain all the reasons that led to his downfall, with the next satirical article, titled "Go to Gjonmarkaj, flower/ I'll shoot you and you won't be able to catch me." 

PS (although this text is about the DP) Informed sources informed the Patronazhistin in good faith that the real reason why Gone Gjonmarkaj fell to the ground at the most beautiful age was that at that moment the Doctor had whispered in his ear, "work as hard as you want, you are not on the list of deputies."

Note: Patrona?isti is a pro-protest, anti-traffic jam satirical column


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