December Vox-oscope: You should have paid attention to the warning signs!

Virgo

Your sanguine type and fiery Latin temperament clearly explain your constant need for intensive communication with people.

What is a bit harder to explain is why most of
your communications are on dark platforms like Sky ECC and Encrochat , and the interlocutors are from Latin America, half of them named Pablo.

Libra

They say time heals all wounds. Then why do the anopheles mosquitoes that bit you this summer on the coast continue to irritate your skin even in the middle of winter, while the doctor told you that you are at risk of contracting malaria, despite the fact that the state insists that it carried out the disinsection with apple cider vinegar according to the rules ?

Scorpio

Sali Berisha will be released from house arrest and will enter your life this month, to fill your mind that he is the new blood of politics that is being hindered by the dinosaurs that have taken the country by the neck these 35 years. He will be accompanied by the head of the Youth Forum, Tritan Shehu.

Sagittarius

Remember: Always listen to your heart before any important decision you will make this month. If you had difficulty hearing that your heartbeats have decreased and your pulse has dropped, try listening to it with a stethoscope. But if the stethoscope does not work for you, call the ambulance immediately.

Capricorn

You will hear a playful female voice like a spoiled teenager, inviting you to vote for the Socialist Party next year, and the first alarm that will go off in your brain is to report the exploitation of children to the police. politics. But after lifting your head, you will realize that the one speaking on the TV is Belinda Balluku, 51 years old.

Aquarius

Finally, this month will free you from the endless debates you made during the year in defense of Donald Trump and his economic policies. The US election is over and you can return to the local debate over the flat tax versus the progressive tax, as you continue to ask your father for coffee, even though you are 30 years old and have never touched a job.

Pisces

You have always believed that with reading, work, intelligence, perseverance, continuous self-improvement, you can move forward in life and become someone. But that was until the leader Mul Noka started appearing on television.

ARIES

Looking back, now that you are more sober you realize that you should have paid more attention to some warning signs that seemed insignificant back then.

In the end, the Road Authority has not put the signs for reducing speed in vain.

Taurus

You know clearly that time and space are ultimately just illusions of our mind. That's why you get doubly irritated when you realize how often you are in the wrong place and time.

Gemini

Jupiter's influence unfortunately means a drastic decrease in romance in your life. But this is not the biggest problem. The bad thing is that Jupiter will not be removed from your sign for the next 20 years.

THE CRAB

It is good to calm down from time to time, lower the level of permanent alarm and let events take their course without worrying too much. But don't make the mistake of following this advice on Saturday, and letting the stroller out in front of the bus.

LEO
You've been having crises of conscience lately, but the stars have revealed that it's not your fault. You mean the angel who spoke in your left ear and the devil who whispered in your right, how many times did you want to make a decision? They now go out together and they don't shave at all for you.