Report: How foreign agencies sabotaged tourism

2024-07-17 18:25:25Pikëpamje SHKRUAR NGA LUTFI DERVISHI
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Operation: PPT

There is no doubt that Albania is facing a very sophisticated hybrid war aimed at destroying tourism. Intelligence agencies have unraveled a plan that has been in the works for years, but was only made public in the last 48 hours.

The Russian agency, in cooperation with the Serbian agency and another country that has not been made public at the moment, has implemented the coded operation PPT (beaches without tourists) in recent years. It is reported that Greece has recently joined this plan, which, as is known, still maintains the law of war!

1- Agents disguised as tourists

According to reliable SHISH reports, foreign agents infiltrated as tourists during the last two or three years have been talking to hotel owners, especially in the South of Albania, Vlora, Saranda, Ksamil, complaining about the low prices. Very cheap! Sin! It's better here than in the Maldives. Heaven on earth! Don't be stupid raise the prices! And..we who listen to the words of foreigners more than the words of our parents raise the prices without knowing that we were becoming collaborators of the traditional enemies of the Albanian Nation, who historically have opened our grave..with our own hands.

2- Sunbed business

Dissatisfied with the sabotage of the hotels, the Russian agency in cooperation with the Serbian one has penetrated the government and especially the Ministry of Tourism to promote by law a very special business unheard of in the Mediterranean basin and in the world history of tourism. They have encouraged, supported and sponsored the deckchair business - there are over 1400 deckchair businesses from Velipoja to Ksamil. Operation "Picasso" (Let there be sunbeds, yes let them be more expensive than a work of Picasso!) has been going on for years. absorbed like a magnet the ideas of our enemies.

Without realizing it, our officials, thinking they are doing miracles, have done something stupid! Now, every vacationer has to pay from 10 to 100 euros to stay in the shade! From the information of a western partner service, it is learned that the agent who gave this idea has been given a lifetime pension.

3- Supermarkets

Foreign agencies with a well-thought-out plan have extended their tentacles to the Competition Authority and the National Food Agency, making it possible for cheese in our supermarket to be more expensive than in Paris, salami more expensive than in Rome and bread more expensive than in Germany. Thus, Albanian merchants have become unwitting collaborators in this great conspiracy, offering goods at such high prices that tourists will think 12 times before entering our supermarkets again.

4- Black/white water!

Foreign agents with sophisticated methods, the SHISH report continues, have convinced the authorities not to make any progress in the treatment of sewage and the supply of drinking water. The sewage treatment plants built and put into operation 10 years ago do not work, while there is a detailed plan for the ancient promise of 24-hour drinking water to remain a promise for life. Operation "dry taps" has been in operation for 33 years and is expected to close in 2124!

5- Golden streets

Although there are rumors that foreign agencies in cooperation with local agents have increased the costs of road construction, SHISH has received an email with the subject: "teaching Kosovars"

The text says that Kosovo has built two of the best highways in the region, but Kosovars are not used to paying on the road, because the government in Pristina refuses to set tolls. It is the duty of Albania, through road fees in the currency they use (euro), to teach Kosovo Albanians how to pay while driving on the road. The objective is to make car travel more expensive than air travel.

6- The big blow

Finally, in a spectacular blow, foreign agents in cooperation with Albanian and international organized crime have devalued the euro. The weakened euro is an additional guarantee that there will be as few foreigners and Albanians in Kosovo as possible. Cooperation on this point extends both from the money laundering department to the justice system and the banking system.

7- Greece

The report notes that especially after the Beleri case, Greece, which caught 36 million tourists last year, has launched an attack to damage the tourist season in Albania. It is the Greek hand (despite the fact that there is no evidence) that Albania is televised these days by UNESCO for Butrint, Berat, Gjirokastra.

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So, dear readers, if you see a foreigner drinking a cocktail in the South, smiling happily and saying how cheap it is here, he is probably a Russian, Serbian or Greek agent. If he says these words while the beach is empty, he is probably a poly-agent enjoying the results of operation PPT (beaches without tourists).

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