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We're like in the '80s, when the shopkeeper was the boss of the neighborhood, you had to serve him...

2025-07-02 17:35:56Pikëpamje SHKRUAR NGA ARTAN FUGA
We're like in the '80s, when the shopkeeper was the boss of the
Artan Fuga

Good thing we still haven't found out who won the elections, the counting is still ongoing!

What if the count continues for four years! And what has happened to us, nothing happens. Here we are still continuing with the old government, with the old Parliament. Do you feel any emptiness? I don't!

So what's the point of holding elections every four years? We do it once every twenty years, or a hundred years, and we also save ourselves from excessive expenses.

Okay, the donkey is dead, but the flies won't leave you alone either.

Here!

I've noticed that Lufra, Erzeni, etc. sell yogurt in cans. That's great. But, I have about a tenth of the yogurt left at the bottom of the can! How do I get it? What the hell kind of packaging is this? I cut the bottom of the bottle with a knife to get the best part of the yogurt, the fattest part that's left in there!

Students buy four-leke notebooks for exams. But they don't have labels to write their names on. With glossy, sliding covers where you can't write your name. With colors, you can't tell anything. Now, you sell the goods without thinking about how they will be used? You're just pigs!

He goes to Megatek to buy a boiler. He asks if he can install it for me? No way! He waits until we know someone, who we tell, to come, and there's no end to this. But it's so hot!

Can you give me this fan that you sell in parts, assembled? For money! No, because, since…

I'm buying a refrigerator from Global. I ask: Will you deliver it to my house now? No, because I'm not sure, no, but I'm not buying it at all.

Taxi driver, enough is enough, man, you don't leave anything in your house without telling me. You've been beating my head with your theories about Iranian uranium, enough is enough!

Turn down the air conditioner a little, coffee shop owner, you're giving us pneumonia! Aman, you're not supposed to drink coffee with a lawyer to defend yourself!

You go to Big Market, they offer you to get a customer card. Very nice. Then when you ask they say: Oh no, it's only for this unit here, not for all Big Markets! Ooooo, what kind of customer card is this when we use it at all the company's points of sale!

The barber puts a shackle on the apron that he had tied around the customer's neck in front of me, and ties it to me! Oh, friend, what are you doing? Tell him politely that he also has a knife in his hand. Show him your pleasure, give him an ear in his hand!

What can I say. Customer service culture in pieces. Nah, I'm a customer, I'm the king. Go away you fool, we're a republic!

We're like in the 80s, when the salesman was the boss of the neighborhood, you had to serve him!

Great heat!


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