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SYNDROME / The addict visits a rope factory!

2023-12-12 22:42:37Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX
SYNDROME / The addict visits a rope factory!
The addict with his wife visiting the rope factory

TIRANA - The patron has just learned that the so-called doctor, in fact a long-term patient of power addiction, visited a rope factory on the outskirts of Tirana. Although many found it a little unsettling for an addict to visit a rope factory, the doctor explained that the factory was an investment from 33 years ago, right when the party he took over within the first week of the kickback was founded. - compensation.

And on the day that his political offspring celebrated the age of Christ (without thinking for a long time that it was the last year of Jesus in this life), the addict visited - together with Liberty - the factory where a beautifully hanging hemp stood out from the entrance. The addict recalled the sequences of those beautiful newly-democratic days, and instinctively launched into a speech as of old:

"This is the rope of freedom, this is the rope of democracy! Se Liria...", but his wife interrupted him. "Hey cuckoo, how is this rope of mine? Oh, please, don't confuse me with ropes, I've never even touched a rope."

The addict restrained himself a little, because he realized that his wife had become lemured. The conversation with the owner of the factory continued.

"Yes, have you had any work? That the government of Edvin the criminal has suffocated the business climate".

"No, doctor," replied the owner, " recently, I have received large orders for wholesale ropes from SPAKU".

And he added that seeing the requests, he has decided to open a soap factory. " You mean doctor, rope and soap go together. When hanging someone, the rope must be soaped so that it slides well. Even if they didn't hang you, the soap doesn't go to waste. As a matter of fact, you will go to prison. Here we need the soap again...".

The doctor and Liria turned yellow and left the visit in the middle.  

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Next, the addict decided to visit a guillotine factory. He preferred cold objects more than he had suffered badly with workshops that produced hot substances. Many years ago, his son told him, "why didn't you come once to inaugurate a factory that we made in collaboration with NATO in Gërdec?" We produce gunpowder of the first quality. That is, we do not produce it, we remove it from the old shells, and resell it. This is recycling dad, you can also call it green business".

But when he was debating whether to visit the green factory of Gërdec or not, this desert erupted from the plague and killed 26 people. The son was crying with teardrops: " I lost 26 tons of gunpowder, oh desert me...". 

Compared to this painful episode for the boy, the guillotine factory was safer. He went inside and was pleased with what he saw. Sparkling clean knives, EU standard hygiene, light and airy environments, aproned and hooded staff.

"Aaaa, everything with rules, doctor," said the owner to the addict, " we do not tolerate technical security. Plus, SPAKU has asked us for 300 guillotines and we are working in three shifts...".

*** 

On the anniversary of the party, the addict had planned to visit a handcuff factory, this too a swallow of Albanian capitalism opened when he was president. But on the way to the handcuffs, he received the news that SPAKU had asked the parliament for written permission to arrest or exile the addict under house arrest.

The addict was disoriented. He started his speech in the courtyard of the handcuffs factory: "They want to take the freedom of the leader of the opposition. The neo-communist dictatorship of Soros... But he takes away the freedom of poor democracy?"

At that moment, Liria pulled him by the sleeve. " Let no one take away Freedom. " The maximum will be house arrest. We will be together all day... I thought something: Do I leave the party in my will to my daughter?"

Note: Patronageist is a satirical soap column             


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