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OPPOSITION INCIDENT / Bardhi collides with Noka, damages his back

2024-02-23 12:27:12Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX
OPPOSITION INCIDENT / Bardhi collides with Noka, damages his back
Gazment Bardhi doing damage control

TIRANA - Another episode that proves that despite the spectacular unification within the opposition, the relations between the most vocal exponents of the semi-united, almost democratic opposition are not so smooth, happened yesterday.

What was described as the last clash between Gaz Bardhi, chairman of Gaz Bardhi's group in PD, and Mul Nokës, adjutant of Sali Berisha's group and the most talented impersonator of the boss's voice in the protests, happened when both were rushing drive to the evening gathering in the heroic alley of the Doctor.

Witnesses at the scene say Gazi was gassing the car to get to the parking lot first, consumed by the guilt of wasting time up and down America. He had asked the Americans to make him a deputy again, in exchange for his unconditional support for President Joe Biden. In fact, those State Department officials he met in the hotel lobby in Washington, while eating a sandwich, were somewhat confused by Gazi's offer, and remembered that he wanted to be a congressman in America.

" Forgive us Mr. Gaztor ," they told him.

" Gazment, with a t at the end ", corrected Gazi.

"Yes, Gazment. Sorry Mr. Gazment, we can't help you become a deputy here in America, that is, a congressman. That there are some conditions. You must be an American citizen, have a clearly defined residence, social security number...".

Gazi clarified that he wanted to remain a deputy in Albania, not in America. But they told him that they did not know about the electoral system of Tirana, however they promised him that they would talk to Edi Rama once. When he heard this, Gazmenti gave up hope...

 

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Muli was also rushing to the evening gathering. He had received many compliments for his fantastic impersonation of the Doctor's voice in the protest for the bust of Damian Gjiknuri. Those present, longing for Berisha's absence, listened to Muli and shed tears like a strawberry. But there was a problem. They cried so much that when the Doctor himself came out of the screen to speak, they had run out of tears and were indifferent.

Mul panicked, because it seemed to him that even Argita and Zeni looked at him crookedly. If they told him, "we agreed that you imitate dad, but not so well!"

This is good, but now there was also the problem of Gas. Mul did not like the thunderous applause of the street crowd for Gazi when he returned from America.

" Larua works and Balua eats," Muli said to himself, "I was worried that Jozi wouldn't take my place now that he's back, when Gazmenta comes out."

Thinking about these problems and driving the car, Muli did not notice that Gazi had just arrived in front of him, and fell behind him. Dusk had fallen...

In the first moment, they both got out of the car and started shouting: Where were you looking, you bastard, or did Edi Rama set you up to hit the opposition... But then they recognized each other.

" Mulo, are you a dog?" "Gazo, what are you doing, white door?"

The blood subsided immediately, and the two began to survey the damage.

" You fell behind me a bit ," Gazi noticed.

" You suddenly stopped Gazo. You also scratched me here before" .

In the end, they both decided to leave it at that. What did you do before, what did you do behind, what matters is the victory, they said and headed towards the alley hand in hand.

 

Note: Patronageist is a satirical column skeptical of back-and-forth friction


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