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2024-02-11 20:10:59Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX
COLLEAGUES / Çim Peka instructed Takër Karlson how to find Ladi to
Peka tells the doctor about communication with Taken (left of photo)

TIRANA / MOSCOW - At first, when they showed him the photo of Çim Peka, the American trampist journalist Takër Karlson was scared that he resembled the Afghan mujahedeen. " I was told that this specialist was Albanian, why does he have a beard like a Taliban who suffers from constipation?", he asked.

But they assured him that Peka was pure Albanian and his full name was Çlirim, ie Liberation. Not only that, but he was an expert in finding fugitive or stranded officials and leaders, and obtaining interviews right in their nest.

After they finally connected and started to communicate in çobançe, Takëri explained the situation.

"I found out that you found the former Albanian deputy prime minister in the mouse hole, and I interviewed him. I want you to help me because I intend to interview Lad Putin, " he told her.

This is how the story of the cooperation of two giants of global journalism began, one so much a Trumpist that he scared Trump himself, while the other distanced Berisha from Berishism and made him a Pekist.

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Chimi was willing to help Taken - that's what he called him - but he explained the difficulties.

"Look Take, you didn't think wrong. I also wanted to interview Ladin, even before he started the war with Ukraine, he asked me to give him an idea, what should I do, should I fall for them, he told me, " explained Çimi, "but I cut him off short: I only advise Mul Noka for war work, I told him. The devil felt a little bad, but he doesn't care about me."

Next, Peka explained to Take that first, the payment must be agreed upon. But here the American jumped up: No, he said, I don't pay a dollar!

"Wait Satan," Peka answered, "the interviewer pays, not you." He's the needy in the middle, isn't he?” Takja calmed down.

"Secondly," Çimi continued, " what scandals does Ladi have?" Has anyone built an incinerator, rebuilt an earthquake, privatized a bakery? Have any secretaries been caught with wads of euros in the vacuum cleaner? That the questions should be prepared carefully".

Takja explained that he did not deal with these ridiculous details. He would first apologize to Donald, and second, pepper him with questions about the war, such as why he took so long to attack Ukraine. But the main thing was to find where he was sheltering, where he lived, because now Ladi was wanted by the whole world.

Cim Peka thought deeply. Then he said: "Listen here. Do as I did with Tiger. Get on the phone and tell him, I want to do an interview. You mean how did I find your number? Simple, Lilua had it".

Takja jumped up for joy. " Good idea! I don't have Ladi's number either, but I believe Donald gave it to me! Do you have any other suggestions?”

Although Peka did not want to offer all the secrets of the trade on a plate, she put her hand on her heart for this special occasion.

"I will give you one last piece of advice, O Take," he said, " but with one condition: If Donald wins the elections, he should take away Dr. Berisha's wife."

The American told him that he did not guarantee anything, but he would try.

"Okay, try," Peka replied, " look now: When you interview Ladi there in the Kremlin, surround the room with a black curtain, so that it won't be known that he is in Lugano, Switzerland!"     

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