A rare creature has been discovered in Korça: a protester. Not with banners. Not with petitions. But with a… stone in his hand. Alone. Without company. Without a sponsor. Without a hashtag. Without a camera. At night. He hit a window of the municipality building...
This man, an adult, is not part of any rebel group, has not called for revolution, nor has he threatened anyone. He simply could not stand it any longer.
National media outlets picked up the video, published by the protester himself on TikTok, and immediately forwarded it to the competent institutions for detailed analysis.
Officially, it is said that the protester was detained by the police, but sources very familiar with the incident say that he was sent for a medical examination abroad.
Experts have noticed deviant behavior, after determining that the young man did not even have a selfie, did not work as an influencer, was not paid, and most strangely, was not a party member.
Scientists say they will analyze his brain to understand what drives a normal person to react, instead of writing an anonymous comment on Facebook or Instagram?
Analysts explain the young man's act as a result of the high temperatures of recent days. However, the authorities have not officially clarified what they will do with this protester, a species that survived from the time when people thought with their own minds.
The behavior of the protestor is not yet defined in the new Criminal Code, but the introduction of a special article is being considered:
Article 1099/1 – Reaction without prior approval.
The punishment: 30 days of public silence and 6 months of liking and positive comments (Bravo, well done) on the posts of ministers and the prime minister.
At the same time, UNESCO is considering the possibility of his action being included in the list of endangered spiritual heritage!