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Naim, drim, krim ...

2022-06-14 11:23:51Pikëpamje SHKRUAR NGA BEN BLUSHI
Naim, drim, krim ...
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I was at the new boulevard market

The guard had tied the beam to a car tire and sometimes lowered it, sometimes raised it

What is your name, I asked

Naim Bashkurti, said

What is Naim doing here

I'm on guard, he said

What is this market called?

This has been an open cinema. It was called Dima Cinema

Dream Cinema, I said

Sex and crime movies were shown here. People watched movies from cars, without getting off at all

I mean after it was Dream Cream, I said

Yes, said Naimi, great debauchery Drim Krim

Are you from Tropoja or not?

Yes, he said, from the village of Tplan

Çdmth Tplan?

Ie a village that has a plan

Oh, I said, what do you plan?

I realized the plan, said Naimi, I had two children

What work have you done?

I was in the military. In the time of Enver

Did you kill anyone?

No, he said why should I kill anyone

What an army you were, you trained for forty years you did not kill any enemy

The enemies did not come, said Naimi, we were ready

Who wins the war in Ukraine, Naim?

Ukraine, said Naimi, Ukraine will win, but this Zelensky I do not like

Why do you like Zelensky, I told him

He refused to recognize Kosovo, said Naimi

Oh, I told him I did not know, there must be the plight of Crimea, Kosovo is being recognized and Crimea is being recognized

Zelensky is against Albanians and has sent weapons to Macedonia, said Naimi

"Then why do you think he should win," I said

I want the Ukrainian people to win, said Naimi, they are falling apart

But how will Ukraine win when Russia has more weapons and is bigger?

They will win as we won in Kosovo, small peoples are fighting tooth for tooth

You have a gold tooth, I told him

We have a habit, we keep a gold in our mouths

But where did you find the gold in Enver's time?

The dentist found me, it is smuggled gold

Do you pay?

17 thousand ALL, said Naimi

At that time it was a lot of 17 thousand lekë, how much was your salary?

5600 leke

That is, with three salaries you bought a tooth

Yes, said Naimi, the more the dentist from Fierza took me, the more he found gold

Have you ever been abroad?

Never

How did you not go to Greece or Italy

No, said Naimi, nowhere

Didn't you get on the plane?

I rode, said Naimi

Where did you go, I asked

When the plane arrived in Tropoja, I boarded it, said Naimi

Where the plane comes from in Tropoja, there is no airport, I said

It was the Pelican, said Naimi, of Operation Pelican

After being a helicopter

Yes, said Naimi, the helicopter was

Where did you go by helicopter, Naim?

I saw him from the inside before he left, I did not fly

Will you ever go abroad?

Never, said Naimi, do I betray the homeland

Okay now put your head inside that rubber to take a picture of you

I put it in, why not put it in, said Naimi

Enter, I said

I introduced it, said Naimi

Now get it out I finished the picture, I said

"No, because when will you take my head out," said Naimi

Well do not take it out, I said

I will not issue it, said Naimi


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