
200 democrat Petrites and 200 supposedly student Petrites of the Flamingo-Qorri-Lapaj-Shehaj coalition have entered the final battle for control of political thuggery.
Not for power. For the square!
Who owns the square?! Who has the title deed of the revolution?! Who is the legitimate owner of the opposition?!
These are the great dilemmas of our revolutionaries.
Who and how will overthrow the government, we'll talk about another time. At the moment, the 200+200 Petrites are waiting for Rama to be overthrown by Ben Ahmetaj, Elisa Spiropali and Erion Veliaj. Even more gigantic is the idea that a movie will be released on Netflix that will overthrow the government... hahahaha.
So, the opposition has a clear political project: to overthrow the socialists, in order for the opposition to take power!
A subcontracting revolution.
Pearl!
Initially, Trump's helicopters were expected. They didn't come. Ramaduro threw it away this time too. The myth of LaCivita's magical American connections was also dispelled. Even the story with Trump's chief of staff (who was even congratulated on her birthday 4 days before the deadline) ended like any other revolutionary dream. It ended with a lot of noise, a lot of claims and no helicopters on the horizon.
SPAK was also very much awaited.
SPAK had to perform catharsis, overthrow the government, clean up politics, and, possibly, hand over the keys to the Prime Minister's Office to the opposition.
But SPAK has a major "flaw": it investigates criminal offenses, not electoral programs. And it does not distribute parliamentary mandates along with security measures.
After failing with the messages of Bedrana, Elisa Spiropali, that is, the great hope came that Brac would not vote for the territorial one.
Hahahahaha!
Go Bedrana!
When the fate of the revolution depends on Braça's vote, or Bedrana's messages, you no longer have a revolution. You have a parliamentary misunderstanding.
And so, hopes were dashed in Trump, SPAK, the dissatisfied socialists and the internal rebellion, the revolutionaries returned to the streets. When the prison order for Erion's transfer was revealed, nothing came out...
Then they returned to the streets. Where it was easier for them.
But, since they can't overthrow the government, they decided to deal with each other.
Now the battle is historic!
Who is the real opposition? Berisha's 200 petrites or Lapaj-Qorri-Shehaj's 200 petrites?
Who has the right to scream? Who has the right to protest? Who has the exclusivity of popular anger? Who has the right to represent the people who are not following them?!
Here satire ceases to be satire. It becomes a political diagnosis.
Because these people have everything a revolution needs, except for one small detail: the people.
They have leaders, flags, cameras, megaphones, ultimatums, historic declarations, and egos of national proportions.
Not the people yet.
In fact, the fewer people they have behind them, the greater their claims.
Each one acts as if they represent the majority of Albanians, while failing to secure even a single majority.
And look how they fight!
For a few meters of asphalt. For a corner of the sidewalk. For the copyright on the word revolution.
Imagine now if these people really had the people behind them! If they had hundreds of thousands of supporters, institutions in their hands, and power to share.
What would they do to Albania?!
They would divide it according to each person's appetite. One would demand half, another a third, the third would declare a revolution against the first two.
In fact, anyone who does not know how to share a platform with their opponent will hardly know how to share power according to the rules of democracy.
The irony becomes even more poignant.
Rama doesn't need to divide them. They are divided from birth. He doesn't need to weaken them. They do it to themselves. He doesn't even need to defeat them politically every day. It's enough to let them compete for the title of the biggest opposition.
They cannot unite to overthrow Rama, but they are ready to fight to decide who will sit in his chair.
They want to govern Albania, but they can't even manage a protest together.
They want to represent the people, but first they seek to exclude each other. Even with wood.
Have you seen them call people to protest and then it becomes news that they violently expel people who go there?!
Funny, right?!
That is, they want democracy for the country, but a monopoly for themselves.
Without the people with you and see how they fight... Imagine giving them both the people and power!
Fortunately, so far, Albanians seem to have been spared both.