The Albanian revolution is looking for the owner

2026-08-17 09:47:25Pikëpamje SHKRUAR NGA YLLI MANJANI

The boulevard revolutionaries are finally fighting each other. After they finished their job with the investment ban in Zvërnec… after they even removed Rama… now there is only one small problem left: who owns the revolution?!

The revolutionary Trumpists have clashed with the flamingo Sorosists. The "Iranians" step in to reconcile them.

Oh my God, what gas!
Really… tear gas! ????????????

This is what is called a revolution alla Albanianche. It starts with "topple the system" and ends with:

— Who are you?
— I am the revolutionary!
— But from which revolution?
— From this one of ours!
— Yes, this one is ours, not yours! ????

Pearl, pearl, pearl. Who owns the protest? But whose Revolution is it?!

Let SPAK share this work. Duman's mandate is extended! Or is it Braho now…. Pfff..

Because the Albanian also wants the revolution with a title deed, with a certificate of ownership and, if possible, with a notary seal.

If it were with SPAK, even better, because the world loves it. And we are fighting for the world's sake...
Trumpists against Sorosists.
Sorosists against Trumpists.
"Berishists" against "Ramists".
"Iranians" playing the role of mediator.

Oh, how nice to have Albanians, oh hey!

What Albanians don't we understand?!

Albanian Trumpist?
Albanian of Soros?
Albanian of Iran?
Albanian of Rama?
Albanian of Berisha?
Albanian of LapaQorrShehaj?
Albanian of Albin?
Albanian of VALEN?
Or Albanian immigrant in revolution?

At this point, we just need a
Revolutionary Property Commission.

To determine once and for all who uses it, who owns it, and who has the right to administer the protest.

And in the end, when everyone is done taking responsibility for the world, we must share the dilemma "What are we Albanians?"

Perhaps the answer is much simpler: We are Albanians, at least when the national football team plays.

Everyone unites there.
Trumpists, Sorosists, Ramists, Bersherists, revolutionaries, anti-revolutionaries...

Then the National Team enters the field and eats enough wood for everyone together.

Then the coach is changed. Then Rama resigns… Then they fight again… and so on and so forth…

In the end, Rama in power; Trump in Zvërnec; Berisha in SHQUP; the others bask in the sun.

Where were you?
Nowhere.

Why did you have any illusions?!

Oh, how good it would be to be Albanian!
Or better: oh, how good it would be to be an owner! ????????????



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