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Satira e Agron Gjekmarkaj: Tani Tao do jetë mamicush se e ktheu të bëjë shamatë me ne të Opozitës!

2024-07-29 10:28:38Politikë SHKRUAR NGA AGRON GJEKMARKAJ
Satira e Agron Gjekmarkaj: Tani Tao do jetë mamicush se e ktheu të
Taulant Balla/ Edi Rama/ Elisa Spiropali

Babo pushed the congress several times out of concern to realize in detail the scenography, colors, music, speakers, the seating of Party figures near and far from him. He changed the music four times! Color spots from two.

The zamanets of the next Congress were written in Surrel at night, even under the barking of a dog, while now in the balloon here and there.
He even showed his concerns to King Karl e Macron, who told him about Mamice, you have a lot of money, give the president a chance.

Meloni edited his speech and advised him to announce the changes with the last sentence as something of no importance in front of the principles!

In the beginning, there was a dilemma as to which of the ministers to bring out in the spot to give the message that life goes on for them! He chose Belen, Anile and Teze.

The latter informed Teze, who forgave her for a while. She cried out of joy with the few tears she had left, because she has cried many times over the years, sometimes out of joy and sometimes out of sadness.

He designated the people who wanted to talk with a stroke of the pencil. Most of his time was taken up by the writing of speeches which should express everything he thought about himself through the mouths of others!

As they told Comrade Enver, those of the Political Bureau "you need to rest 6 months a year, in Dajt, Pogradec and Vlora"! He did not spoil the fun.

There he needed space for jokes and interventions like the one with the student Helena where Babo told them to warm themselves in the sun until this is done, I will be the President.

Klos's speech did not take much time because it was simple, basic things, numbers and statements as he likes so as not to get confused. Klos has a deep voice.

With Boren e Ciun, he got a bit more tired of slurring the words so that Borushja wouldn't break them like nuts with a hammer.
She didn't care because she knows that she is forgotten as soon as she leaves the microphone.

Bakja of the Republic on Sunday wanted a break, he wandered. He had even gone to Durres and was relaxing on a deckchair when his phone rang! It was one of Babo's cabinet! "Zullap, where are you?" He was upset and acted as if he heard "it's a day off, I need to relax my bones, rest"

That's how the guy answered on the phone, "get dressed, take some bread and cheese with you and go back to the office, I spat and told them you didn't get to drink black, because I'm moving until we tell you"!

As soon as he saw it, Bake Ziu became sad, got up, got dressed, forgot a sock in his haste, ordered some peppers to be fried quickly, and quickly took them with him to Tirana to meet the congressmen!

Babua talks and talks!

Lali u gëzua kur i përmendi emrin , e konsideroi përkujdesje , teksa Majkon e bëri përgjegjes varrezash të uruarin.
Shtrëngonte dhëmbët e qeshte Pandi i gjorë, i duhet të kenaqet gjithnjë e më me pak e të qeshë gjithnjë e me shumë për dekor, të duket spontan e i gezuar!

Aty nga fundi si drejtori tek “lulëkuqet mbi mur” u tha ti, ti atje, ti qe fshihesh , ty , ty more po të them aty poshtë, hajt , përjashta nga Qeveria.

Me Taon u tregua zemergjerë. Tani Tao do jetë mamicush se e ktheu të bëjë shamatë me ne të Opozites.

Edhe Çuçi u rrit në detyre që allah allah , qerratai ndonese nuk u gezua edhe aq “ promuovere et rimuovere”!

Bashkë me mua ndan numrin kater të shtetit, pas Bakes, Mamices dhe Babos mbi Belen vime unë dhe Çuçua të cilit i rreshqet toka nën këmbe tash e pare.

Evlati do marrë zyrën e Ermos të mobiluar plot shije se cilës tani për tani i vajti dëm sherri e zallamahia që ka bërë me zell keto vite. I thoja viranes mbaje moj gojën se në këto punë pak e ndan qarin nga qederi. Jepi ajo, tollovit !!

Nikoqirit ja bëmë të ditur Qysh të premtes se i ke fjalime lamtumire herën e fundit në Kuvend.

Ai ishte i gëzuar që Babo nuk e kishte pyetur po e mori vesh në sallë se sheh përpara ai por jo me sytë e vet! Bela dukej mjaft e gëzuar se ministrat e rinj janë taraf i saj dhe do i rritet ymri ! Kësisoj ju zbeh edhe mërzia për gradimin e Mamices.

Madje bëne dhe një resme me Lalin që ti shihte Babo sa xhan e kanë njëri- jatrin! Ulsia nuk pat kohë të bëhej xheloz se ishte ënde i emocionuar që nuk i ra satëri mbi kokë! Por aty per aty me instikt i nxorri gjuhen Xhafes dhe Braçes dhe pellemben mbi hundë.

Pastaj bleu nja gjashtë byrekë dhe i hëngri sa hap e mbyll sytë se helbete një jave pa vënë gjë në gojë nga angështia e uthi e kishte drobitur. Vullnet Sina u përlot. Aty më në fund Laerti u ndie i dobishem, me një kavanoz mblodhi atë rreke që buroi nga shpirti.

Antoneta i zgjati nje shami dhe mendoi lum si Vullnetit që ju dha mundesia të qajë live, po ne që nuk do na shohë askush!

Ogi edhe pse nuk priste ndonjë mandatë doli më e qeshur se kur hyri. Tani ajo mbetet nishani i Qeverisë në atë murretim të përgjithshëm!

Ditmiri dukej i ngrysur si Lym Keta ditët e fundit! Eh nuk po kthehet në rrugë të mbarë ai djalë. Por as Damua nuk dukej fort i çelur. Edhe pse nuk priste gjë prapë enda ja kishte ti zihej emri me gojë! Klosi priste që Babua ti thoshte e lexove mire po as aq se bëri. Klosi e justifikoi, është i zënë ka halle, bereqavers edhe keshtu.

Bora ishte bëre me krahe, tanimë ajo do jetë shefe e platformes “Deputeti që duam”! Menjëherë në korridor u paraqit Dilua, Baftua , Ismeti dhe Bujari me CV ne dorë për tu regjistruar!

Por ajo ju ndenji rëndë madje i pyeti kush jeni ju? “Po ne jemi ata gjysherit që kanë besim tek fjalë e Babos siç tha Helena e duam të behemi prape deputet, menduam të lëmë keto kartat e defteret e njollosur me pika vaji u shprehen njëzëri”!

No, no, said Bora, I only know Uncle Majko, this is a schematic performance, creativity is needed, go and think!! Iken head down. The generous man of Lushnje proposed that they should go and warm up the house because this work was worth it!

The three new ministers must see the fate of Mete, who since tonight people have been asking, who was he, where did we hear him? Raise him!

Arben Pellumbi was worried and wondered who knows this Boren, should we introduce a friend to keep us in mind? Yes, Edlira said to Bilal, Etilda said that she has a friend. But Edlira pretended not to hear!

Etilda blushed a little, but she gave herself up, but the thought that Bora could be hard on her made her shiver. Silence becomes an ally.

What about us, said Xhemali, does he have a post?! Right there, Nasua is waiting for what Kronika distributed to us next time! But how did he find all the things that Mamica becomes the President, the Ministers who are going to leave and Shalsi is somehow looking forward to others?!

Thanks to the secret agreements that the Government has with the Opposition, they have assigned him this task to distribute stars and clouds, said Tony visibly limping, who is left with only his beard as his hopes are gone!


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